No, like, really now. Point and laugh. I'm not being facetious. We're at the point where we actually have to stand up out of our chairs, turn towards Newark, point, and laugh.
"Stick-handles himself into oblivion."
Well put, Harry Neale. Ilya Kovalchuk just, officially, stick-handled the Devils season into oblivion.
Claude Giroux = $3.75 million a season. Kovalchuk = $10 million a season. Must we go on?