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Chris Pronger Facts


I tried to make some original hockey ones instead of just copy and pasting chuck norris jokes. Though i did some of that too

In case of a pending asteroid collision, the pentagons plan of attack is Chris Pronger's Elbows.
Chris Pronger is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chris Pronger is the reason Cindy Crosby cant grow a beard
Chris Pronger is the real reason players are going to the KHL
Chris Pronger can divide by zero.
The owners heard that Chris Pronger was going to be made the head of the players union. They quickly signed a 20 year extension before selling their franchises





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Every time Pronger scores a late 3rd period gaol, and angle gets its wings.

"NO HONOR"

"We will steal the show, jolly Rogers go, we are wolves of the sea."

by JpH89 on Mar 23, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time Pronger scores a late 3rd period goal, the devil shit’s his pants.

by EREX21 on Mar 23, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Prongs scored a late 3rd period goal against the Devils!

@Mitchman88 on Twitter

by Mitchell Green on Mar 23, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time Pronger’s on the ice, Volchankov thinks twice about boarding Gagne… Oh I forgot… no he doesn’t. Because theres no instigator!

by orangeandblack20 on Mar 24, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Pronger gets really upset if you call him “Sean.”

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Mar 24, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Pronger is not afraid to throw his elbows around or stomp on Ryan Kesler. He does however, draw the line at stepping on toes.

"NZFlyerfan"

by ToddtheFox on Mar 24, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

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