Leave it to Bobyla - Bob's To-Do List

We’ve come across an HBO 24/7 script for a segment entitled "Leave it to Bobyla". This episode features Bob, Ilya and Chris and it centers about what Bob plans to do as back-up to Ilya.  Here’s an excerpt:

Chris: What do you have there, Bob?

Bob: I make list of things to do on bench while goalie back-up.

Chris: What have you got so far?

Bob: This.

Make list of pranks to play on new rookies.

Knit new scarf for Pinocchio. One that even Al Morganti will like.

Carve pumpkin for Halloween.

Join BSH game thread as FlyerBOB.

Make arrangements for our wedding party next summer.

Count number of times Scotty falls.

Play Angry Birds.

Check arena ceiling for leaks.

Write love poems to Olga.

Dream of ways to get back in goal.

At this point, in walks Ilya.

Ilya: Hi guys! Boy, these games sure makes one hungry!

Bob: Have some American cantaloupe, Bryzy. I hear it’s great this time of year.

Chris: I better be going….