Matt Cooke is a douche

by orangeandblack20 on Mar 20, 2011 9:27 PM EDT

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How long should the NHL suspend the douche named Matt Cooke for his vicious elbow to the head?

(Mind you, he was suspended for four games in Febuaury. That was his 4th career suspension. NHL Network guy said he predicts 8... wow)

Poll

How long?

0 Games (For all you Pens fans out there)

3 votes

1-3 Games (Standard for non-repeat offenders)

0 votes

4 Games (Same as last time)

3 votes

5-7 Games (Increase from last time)

12 votes

8-9 Games (Proove a point)

22 votes

Regular season (Now were getting down to business)

32 votes

Above plus Playoffs

48 votes

Into next season

13 votes

Good bye for good... he's a douche

51 votes

184 votes | Poll has closed

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yes, yes he is.

Cutting down the mightiest trees in the forest with herrings since 1981 and channeling my inner Hextall since '87

by goldomatic on Mar 20, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions

Matt Cooke’s doucheyness was already known, but the real douche here is his big mouth weasel boss that hypocritically judges the rest of the league as a bunch of goon herders bringing down the integrity of the league.

Just Call Me "M"!

by MJDII on Mar 20, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

It’ll be interesting to see how Super Mario handles this one…

Man Crushin on Bob since 2010

by orangeandblack20 on Mar 20, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

He sent one letter to the League, and sent a completely different one to his own team allowing the “A” to go on his jersey

bread. butter. cheese. VICTORY!

by Prometheus74 on Mar 20, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought the coach chose ice captains … or maybe the team, like those commies in Minnesota.

Maybe it should read "reformedpenguinsfan" since I have retired my Lemeiux jersey ... and purchased an Orange and Black Pronger jersey.

by MaximumTalbot on Mar 22, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions

...and an a owner can allow the coaches decision, or decide to override him

Seeing that Mario dose not bother to show up at ay of the owners meetings, but has recently decided to override their intentions by writing his own plan, I thought he might back it up by overriding his coach giving that dick the “A”.

bread. butter. cheese. VICTORY!

by Prometheus74 on Mar 23, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Avery is a douche
Matt Cooke is scum

*He is also a guy with untreated mental and emotional disorders who needs serious professional help.

bread. butter. cheese. VICTORY!

by Prometheus74 on Mar 20, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions

insult

Well,

Anyone calling Matt Cooke a douche is insulting douches everywhere.

I will be pissed off if he gets anything less than 20 games. Dangerous play, repeat offender, Rule 48, headshots are a hot topic, Bettman’s new 5-point plan,…

But, considering its Colin Campbell, who can guess where the ‘wheel o’justice’ will land.

"It's not me, it's Mike Richards. He's good. Look, I'm gonna make Sydney Crosby's head bleed for superfan #87 right here."

by Matt 'Puckhead' on Mar 20, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions

http://www.nhlwheelofjustice.com/

I got “hockey play”, what will you get?!

Do the impossible
See the invisible
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

by jello44 on Mar 21, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions

hahahaha

Spagett.

by WhiskeyDrinker on Mar 21, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions

I got paltry fine.

Mourning Gagne forever.

by ToddtheFox on Mar 21, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions

That thing was a lot of fun when I played with it.

Lemme give it a spin and see what he gets….

I did it 5 times in a row and each one was “Hockey Play” and the 6th time I got a Paltry fine.

If he gets that, he should hire some body guards.

#1 Flyers Fan in New York

Good bye #12, you will always bleed Orange and Black.

by Lindbergh 31 on Mar 21, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions

Today, Matt Cooke was a hero to the Flyers and Flyers fans alike.

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by Justin F. on Mar 21, 2011 2:51 AM EDT reply actions

Say what?

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Mar 21, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions

Matt Cooke just about single handedly cost the Penguins that game. I salute him and his high elbow to the head of Ryan McDonagh

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by Justin F. on Mar 21, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Type in Matt Cooke and got “hockey play”.

Typed in Danny Briere and got “paltry fine”.

Yep, I’d say that’s about accurate for Campbell and his cronies!

by Legion of Bullies on Mar 21, 2011 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

I hope he gets 10 games.

by midwestflyers on Mar 21, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

samsies

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by Justin F. on Mar 21, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions

If I was Gary Bettman, as much as Sidney Crybaby was whining about the Hits to the Head and the concussion he has. (Amazing how he wasn’t outspoken about it till it happened to him.) … as much as he was crying and griping about the league should do something and then they have a TOOL like Matt Cooke on their OWN FREAKEN TEAM who is a 4 time offender of this penalty…

I would make a severe example out of him.

and Yes I do know that Matt Cooke and Sidney are too different people, but My point is, Your team Captain cannot be as outspoken about being against this and have your own teammate on your team being the #1 Offender in the league in this penalty.

Make an Example out of him.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 21, 2011 5:03 PM EDT reply actions