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Thursday Morning Fly By: Is It Possible to Say "Harvard" Without Sounding Snooty?

Today's open discussion thread, complete with your daily dose of Philadelphia Flyers news and notes...

  • A look at Petr Placek and his desire to go to college. Sorry, Harvard is more than a college: [Philadelphia Flyers]
  • While calling it "The Bobby Clarke Curse" makes me twitch, the substance of the Curse makes me cringe: [Flyers Goal Scored By...]
  • Were you looking for a reason to get excited about Sean Couturier? Were you looking for a reason to laugh at the Winnipeg Jets? How about looking for another reason to call the Flyers "lucky" on draft day? Look no further: [Arctic Ice Hockey]
  • Where's my birthday wish, jerk?
  • And now, the "Then and Now" we've all been waiting for, and some of us (who, me?) have been opening calling for... Bruno St. Jacques! [Flyers Faithful]
  • Jeff Carter and James Wisniewski were introduced in Columbus yesterday: [Puck Daddy] [NHL.com]
  • Should the Flyers add a mascot? I know the immediate reaction is "NO!" but, if Eagles fans can have one, surely the Flyers can too: [Broad Street Buzz]
  • Travis explains why Chris Osgood is not a Hall of Fame goalie. Yes, this should be obvious, but it's not, so Travis makes it clearer for you: [SBNation.com]
  • Yesterday was also the anniversary of the NHL rejecting the Ilya Kovalchuk contract: [Puck Daddy]
  • Lastly, a thorough breakdown of the Mike Richards and Jeff Carter deals, including how Jakub Voracek and Wayne Simmonds were used last year. ToddtheFox is the one who pointed us to this site, and I must say, I am quite glad he did: [Driving Play]
  • Happy Birthday Travis!

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Happy Birthday, Travis!!!

Mike Richards was the first hockey player I knew of. After Gretzky. :(

by f2yers8 on Jul 21, 2011 6:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, Happy (belated) Birthday wishes to you, Travis! :)

#1 Flyers fan in England (originally from Southeastern PA)

by Orange and Black Forever on Jul 22, 2011 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, a very happy birthday to our mighty and fearless leader! Have a good one, Travis!

Avidly opposed to Ilya Bryzgalov becoming a Philadelphia Flyer
@Mitchman88 on Twitter

by Mitchell Green on Jul 21, 2011 7:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Travis! Hoping somebody buys you 9 bacon cheeseburgers today.

Sarauj, Latvija!

by LVHokejs on Jul 21, 2011 7:35 AM EDT reply actions  

mmmm…bacon cheeseburger. The best decision I’ve had in a month was to go to a a diner at 11:30 at night and get a bacon cheeseburger and a vanilla milkshake.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jul 21, 2011 7:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god bacon cheeseburger flavored milkshake is happening tonight.

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, now I’m going to have to raise one of those in your honor too.

Happy Birthday!

Ecstatic to be joing the Florida Panthers Organization!! Awesome day... Truly a dream come true.

- @ScottieUpshall (July 1, 2011 2:15pm EST)

by iJewJitsu on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

The best decision I’ve had in a month was A sure-fire way to get agita is to go to a a diner at 11:30 at night and get a bacon cheeseburger and a vanilla milkshake.

Fixed…

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Travis!

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jul 21, 2011 7:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Samsies.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

My place of employment has decided to celebrate Travis’ birthday by allowing me to comment on here once again.

Happy Birthday, Travis, and continued success in all that you do.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is fantastic news!

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No more....

…..Richards and Carter stories, please.

It’s like adding salt to an open wound. :(

My teams are the Flyers, Phillies and the Steelers. Deal with it.

by LegionofDoom on Jul 21, 2011 7:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of...

Thanks a lot Select-A-Seat! Now I'm in 122!

"Some might give head coach Dave Tippett and general manager Don Maloney plenty of credit for guiding the Coyotes to two straight playoff berths amid franchise foibles – and they deserve much of it – but Bryzgalov was far and away the team’s most valuable player." - NBC Sports

by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 8:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I forgot about that renewal letter last year.

The Flyers are 2011 Atlantic Division Champs, the Phillies just keep winning pennant after pennant. Great time to be a fan of those two teams on Broad Street.

by Iconious13 on Jul 21, 2011 8:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we could hold a contest to guess how next year’s letter would read. I think with the creative minds floating about this place we could have some pretty hilarious entries.

Thanks a lot Select-A-Seat! Now I'm in 122!

"Some might give head coach Dave Tippett and general manager Don Maloney plenty of credit for guiding the Coyotes to two straight playoff berths amid franchise foibles – and they deserve much of it – but Bryzgalov was far and away the team’s most valuable player." - NBC Sports

by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

headline:

“If you thought last offseason was a kick to the nuts, wait til you see what we have in store for you now!”

I lurk on Twitter as @LusipherPE

by btowl1818 on Jul 21, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

I was thinking of “Remember last year when we told you Carter and Richards would be here for years to come? YOU BOUGHT THAT?!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” – or something to that effect.

Thanks a lot Select-A-Seat! Now I'm in 122!

"Some might give head coach Dave Tippett and general manager Don Maloney plenty of credit for guiding the Coyotes to two straight playoff berths amid franchise foibles – and they deserve much of it – but Bryzgalov was far and away the team’s most valuable player." - NBC Sports

by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha that would work too

I lurk on Twitter as @LusipherPE

by btowl1818 on Jul 21, 2011 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot the next paragraph, in its entirety:

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday T.

Thanks a lot Select-A-Seat! Now I'm in 122!

"Some might give head coach Dave Tippett and general manager Don Maloney plenty of credit for guiding the Coyotes to two straight playoff berths amid franchise foibles – and they deserve much of it – but Bryzgalov was far and away the team’s most valuable player." - NBC Sports

by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 7:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks everybody. Except you Geoff.

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 7:57 AM EDT reply actions  

:( I got an alert at 11:45 pm last night and said “fuck”

Why couldn’t SBN eat today’s Fly By rather than yesterday’s?

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

:)

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn phone reminding me of birthdays 15 minutes before I fall asleep…

Happy birthday Travis!!!

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Our next golf outing is on me. If you’re around next weekend I might be back in AC to do just that, so let me know.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Travis.

Mourning Hartnell's hair

by Toomin on Jul 21, 2011 8:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy birthday Travis, July is a busy month: my grandfather and I just celebrated our birthdays a few days ago. He’s the 17th, I’m the 18th :) Looks like all our parents got busy for Halloween!

I lurk on Twitter as @LusipherPE

by btowl1818 on Jul 21, 2011 8:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday Travis. Our little boy’s all grown up.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Jul 21, 2011 8:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday Travis

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on Jul 21, 2011 8:28 AM EDT reply actions  

...ANIMATIONS!

Assistant Masthead Power Person on Down Goes Spezza as ItsAFez66

I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun
Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Travis: Birthday; happy

everyone else: good morning

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 8:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Good morning to you too!

by JLS89 on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday to the evil mastermind

That is Mr. Travis Hughes!

Nice job, Travis.

Geoff, not nice job.

Assistant Masthead Power Person on Down Goes Spezza as ItsAFez66

I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun
Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 8:42 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I go to box, I feel shame.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

this needs to be referenced more. Truly is the greatest hockey movie of all time

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like something Bryz might say if goalies actually went to the penalty box.

Assistant Masthead Power Person on Down Goes Spezza as ItsAFez66

I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun
Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 9:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Please tell us you know what it’s from.

by Eric T. on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think she does, but that’s ok

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I know what it’s from. But still, it sounds like something Bryz would say.

Assistant Masthead Power Person on Down Goes Spezza as ItsAFez66

I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun
Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Need some advice on this

Alright so yesterday at about 12 pm, I ordered a external hard drive off of amazon for 68.75. I have Amazon Prime, and I literally found it on my door step this morning at 8 am. The only problem is, today I found it on sale for 59.99 with free shipping (might be 3-5 business days however). The question I have is, would it be worth it to email amazon and see if I could get them to add 9 dollars to my account. They’ll probably say no, but is it worth the shot

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 8:44 AM EDT reply actions  

What’s there to lose? Seems like no risk to me.

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, just sent them birthday boy!

How’s it feel to be 22? To me it just felt like the first step in a long trek to 40

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, that’s about it.

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, I think yours will be better than mine

I was studying for Finals and got to see that Flyers game 3 overtime loss for my birthday

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

you’re forgetting the reduced car insurance at 25, when you’re no longer considered a reckless retard behind the wheel. As long as you got your license at 18 that is

I lurk on Twitter as @LusipherPE

by btowl1818 on Jul 21, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seeing the way most young men drive i don’t entirely blame them.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
I hate Christian Ehrhoff because he should have been Tomas Kaberle.

by Ubiquitous on Jul 21, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve had a lot more scarey experiences with teen girls texting while driving. Its a shame I’m 21 and already bitching about the driving of people my age

by profoundnotions on Jul 21, 2011 2:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It has nothing to do with teen girls. I’ve seen plenty of adults driving all over the place because they’re too busy paying attention to their phone, food, makeup, something on the floor in the back seat, etc.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree I just felt a little jaded only young men were mentioned haha

by profoundnotions on Jul 21, 2011 3:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

17, actually

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha! 16 for me :)

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t usually let you rent a car until 25 either. At least, not at an affordable rate before then.

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

your 22? Jeeze.

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Giving up isn't an option

by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

how old did you think I was?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no clue. I’m the baby of BSH so everyone seems a lot older to me.

Following Dan Carcillo where ever he may go
Giving up isn't an option

by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

enjoy your youth. It’s not fun when people you come into contact with on a daily basis are younger than you

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, because when your CCB’s age, life has already passed you by.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t go up to 18 year old girls anymore and praise their naive ambitions. ask them what they are thinking of majoring in, and not laughing when they tell me psychology

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why does that bother you? Let’s face it, if you are still going up to 18 year old girls, your main objective isn’t to get to know them on a personal level nor is it to get their thoughts on Teddy Roosevelt’s Presidency.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

originally, it was because they were naive and not jaded. Everything to them was kittens and rainbows. Now, you say one little remark about just wanting to watch the game by yourself and have me time, and it’s all of a sudden “you’re a different person”

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I may have opened a door I wish I hadn’t.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Hun, just please leave me alone. The Phillies just lost to the Giants, and i’m not too happy about it”
“Why don’t you get over it, it’s just a game. I swear all you Philadelphians are childish and have never grown the fuck up”

I’ve got more Don…

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve closed the door and run the opposite direction in a panic.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

“What do you mean you don’t want the Steelers to win?”
“They’ve won enough Superbowls, and I’m sick of seeing that jersey every time I walk around campus”
“Why do you have to be such an asshole (insert my name). Grow the fuck up”

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

You went to PSU, I don’t feel bad for you, you should have seen it coming.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I had known that the other side of the state has an inferiority complex when it comes to Philadelphia, but it’s something I found out for myself. I think the best feeling I ever had was a regular season game we were watching together, and the Pens were playing the Canes, and the Canes proceeded to tie it, then win it in the last 2 minutes of the 3rd period. She was not happy that day, and stormed off into her room. I laughed my ass off

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you tell her to “Grow the fuck up”?

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would advise against it.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

She’s a Pittsburgh fan, right? I’ll allow it.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hintzy as your lawyer, Doubleh as the judge. Who is the jury, the rest of the masthead?

"Call me dumb, call me stupid, whatever. I block shots."
@boknows71

by boknows71 on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I object!

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Overruled. Proceed, counsel.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jul 21, 2011 12:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh it got to that point. Also resulted in us not talking to eachother for two months

but this rabbit hole is fairly large

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

True Story: A steelers fan i know actually said “We let someone else go to the superbowl half the time…” as if this was an act of charity.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
I hate Christian Ehrhoff because he should have been Tomas Kaberle.

by Ubiquitous on Jul 21, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice people, but they definitely have a sense of entitlement

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW, RIGHT?! “It’s just a hockey game” my ass!!!

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s part of “me time”. If i choose to not enjoy the fact that my team just lost, that’s what I do on me time

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

If she wants to work on something or sit and read a book, I’m supposed to leave her alone ("Are you bored? Why don’t you go [insert random chore]? I’m trying to read.), but if I want to do anything by myself it’s talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, or I have to stop because she’s thought of more chores for me to do…

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was the problem. She never wanted her alone time (which I guess is something I’m guilty of. When we started off I bugged her every day, but after awhile became entirely dependant on me to be her friend, her best friend, and so on and so forth). it got to the point where she’d talk about her favorite show, “Pretty Little Liars” and I’d just listen, because she had no one else who cared, and didn’t think of her an an object

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

to get their thoughts on Teddy Roosevelt’s Presidency.

One-term President!

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

:-)

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by Justin F. on Jul 21, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear lord, not this again!

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@Mitchman88 on Twitter

by Mitchell Green on Jul 21, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do not worry

I helped supervise a summer camp for five-year old kids today in this heat. I am very tired and have no mental energy left to engage in a discussion about how to interpret the Constitution.

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by Justin F. on Jul 21, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, trust me, I will. I don’t intend on wasting it

Following Dan Carcillo where ever he may go
Giving up isn't an option

by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you wanna go, Old Man?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my fucking god….YOU’RE 22!!!! You’re still a baby yourself.

I'm kind of a dick.

by Vansteel on Jul 21, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OUR SHOUTING MATCHES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given your enjoyment of pokemon, 12 tops.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

given the fact that you’re cynical, grumpy, and generally unlikeable, I figured you were in your late 50s, early 60

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot, I was going for 80. I’m always trying to create the visual of me on a porch, in a rocking chair, shaking my fist.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

drink lemonade, reminisce about the days of segregation and FDR?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think back when people used to know how to dress properly to formal occasions. Before the notch lapel was socially acceptable at black tie events and of tuxedos. What happened to caring about your appearance at formal events?

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think back when it was fashionable for a woman to walk around (naked) in an old Hartford Whalers jersey and discuss with me how much she loved Rod “The Bod” Brindamour and how Phil Housley was the best American defenseman of old time, then we’d sit down, I’d watch the game, and she’d remark on our libertarian values we shared

for some reason I went from reminisce, to fantasy island

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” because the Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

by PraiseMartyMoose on Jul 21, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the lip that’s packed with the big glass jug of spit next to him

by profoundnotions on Jul 21, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You definitely give off that “get off of my lawn” vibe.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Smoking a corncob pipe.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

cynical, grumpy, and generally unlikeable,

 
What even? Damn, I like such an ass? Wow. Eye-opening.

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it… Just surprised someone would describe Don like that ;)

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knowing Don, he wears what I said as a badge of honor. If he didn’t take pride in it, I wouldn’t describe his as such

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just kidding…

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, gotta warm up the Sarcasm detector then. Give me about a week or 2

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, take your time

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m insulted!

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are?

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And here I always thought I was generally lovable to the people that knew me away from this site. So very saddened.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course you are!

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like you a lot more in person.

I'm kind of a dick.

by Vansteel on Jul 21, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I probably am more entertaining on here…or at least was when Lanci and I used to go back and forth.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, you’re more entertaining in a bar setting. Although my perception may have been skewed, that was the third different time I had been at the bar that day…..

I'm kind of a dick.

by Vansteel on Jul 21, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing I remember is the the farmer and the cow. Jenn will still reference that from time to time.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

...
when Lanci and I used to go back and forth.

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this is beginning of the creeping on Kat again, isn’t it?

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

and here I am discouraged that you didn’t get the Mighty Ducks reference when Bombay drops the “I’m insulted”

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not commenting doesn’t mean I missed it.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah well any time I get to yell, “Take the Fall, Act Hurt, Get Indignant” in my head is a victory for me

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to guest coach a game for my team. One of the guys would flip the F out on you, he hates that movie. It would be hilarious.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the rare occasions in which I had a fraternity formal, I’d slick my hair back and call it the “Gordon Bombay”

it never got old

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, I got to yell that while watching US v. Brazil at my gf’s family’s house. It was awesome.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta keep it alive. 15 years down the road, that movie will be an ancient artifact

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it’s just looking for any excuse to use a Dr. Cox gif. Scrubs references are meaningless to her.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You coy SOB.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I like Don. But I’ve never crossed (or cross-checked) him, so I’ve never seen his nasty side personally.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

In person I tend not to have much of a nasty side if you cross me. If you cross a friend, I’m pretty damn mean.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I try not to cross anyone, because I do not appreciate being crossed.

You and your friends are therefore safe around me.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I guess I would be too.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was the reverse way, like a 40-something man child who loves pokemon

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by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

That will be CCB in about 17 years.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

And that was you 30 years ago?

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please, I’m too bitter to have ever been a man-child. My cynicism at birth put me at Benjamin Button status, except I never reversed the aging process.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was born old and just stayed that way.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go for it… it’s like a store having a sale and you can bring back the item and “re buy” it at the new price…. that’s my bad explanation that probably doesn’t make sense but I’m still working on the coffee…

by JLS89 on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i spent 9 extra, got 3 back for it. Not exactly the worst scenario

and yes, your explanation was easily understood

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least you got some money back! And I’m glad that my explanation made sense…. my brain will be even more mushy after work today since I stand outside and it’s hot and humid

by JLS89 on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, people, we need to start organizing another pick up roller hockey game for the near future. Lets get the ball rolling on this . . .

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by Mitchell Green on Jul 21, 2011 8:46 AM EDT reply actions  

nice pun

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ice should be getting one together for August.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone doesn’t want their Flyers tix because they are still grinding their teeth about the trades, I will be happy to purchase them and take them off of your hands. Hell, knock down the price a bit, and I’ll even let you charge me a heartless fan tax

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 9:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Jeff Carter’s press conference was on OXYGEN.

Nice choice, Columbus. Nice choice.

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I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I miss The Soup.

And Joel McHale. He needs to come back to my school.

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I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

How is his standup? He was in jersey sometime recently and I missed him.

by Derek F on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was pretty funny. Made a bunch of jokes about his kids.

It was different to see him in jeans and a T-shirt as opposed to the suits he wears on The Soup.

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I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday Travis, and remember, you’ll never be as old as Matt Read. That guy is ancient!

by mtitanic on Jul 21, 2011 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

another slow dayyyy

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 9:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Travis!

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 10:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I’d like to take this moment to point everyone to http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2011/7/21/2286374/nikolay-zherdev-nhl-free-agency-khl-russia-philadelphia-flyers.

Not because of the content (I haven’t read it yet, though I assume it’ll be good), but to laugh at the lengths Travis is going to on search engine optimization. nikolay-zherdev-nhl-free-agency-khl-russia-philadelphia-flyers? Nice URL, guy.

by Eric T. on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s incredible. Though i think he still had space for one more word in there.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
I hate Christian Ehrhoff because he should have been Tomas Kaberle.

by Ubiquitous on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m surprised he didn’t squeeze stamkos in somewhere.

by Eric T. on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he did, it says “philadelphia-flyers”.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha, burn. Hey, good for Travis.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could’ve done “Nikolay Zherdev Rumors: Enigmatic Free Agent Could Be Signed By 30 NHL Teams” but I’m not Bleacher Report.

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by Travis Hughes on Jul 21, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god.

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I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no, no, there’s no question mark at the end of it. Try “Nikolay Zherdev Rumors: 30 NHL Teams Interested in Enigmatic Free Agent?”

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news everyone! Since our team has already clinched the playoffs, we’re not shaving until the playoffs. This is going to be epic and hilarious because I can’t grow a beard…as you all know.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM EDT reply actions  

SHAUN! YOU’RE ALIVE!

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I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

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Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course I’m alive.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always read it in Doctor Farnsworth’s voice

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank yoU!

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am now the proud owner of a Boosh shersey (after going to find someone to get $5 from and running back, completing my mission with 3 minutes til closing time) and I liked you guys on Facebook. I forgot to do it

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by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Where’d you get a Boosh shersey for $5? And did you pick Geoff and I up one as well?

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geoff needs another one? I guess he probably wears them out pretty fast…

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a shirsey, only a jersey.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geoff only likes the half shirts. It’s why he has his belly button jewelry.

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by boknows71 on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I think this is rude that you didn’t buy one for me. I would have paid cost + shipping + a finder’s fee.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Careful with that “finder’s fee,” she’s under 18. Creeper.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had the same thought.

by mtitanic on Jul 21, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t given Geoff nearly enough crap lately. I intend to remedy this.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say, you have been far less creepy since Kat has been mostly absent. And now look at you, you are being morally forthright

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve also been super busy at work, so I haven’t been here much. This should end next week when THIS GODDAMN PROJECT FINALLY DIES at the end of the month.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I let him off the leash.

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Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

forthright, when did this become early 19th century America?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

See discussion about Don’s age above.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh I know, I started out this discussion

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hrrmmffftttt

/Shakes fist.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

“back in my day, kids were losing limbs in the factory, and coming to work the next day!”

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I updated my tagline just for you.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicely done. You were sick of that heff to be mad shit anyway

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was kids size, but for adults size it was $10.

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by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that I think about it, I shoulda lied and got more money. Geoff, I demand $26.38 for my services and the shirt.

Shit. Bad wording.

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by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

To answer the question of the title of the Fly By today…. “no, it’s not possible.” Also, I would so go watch Petr if I was still going to be in MA in the fall but yeah… that’s not happening. Maybe if I’m home for Christmas I will go to a Harvard game and scout him out.

by JLS89 on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

My kid’s going to Emerson in the Fall. Though I’d have to twist his arm to get him to go see Petr play. He’s not as Flyer’d up as he should be. Darn kids.

Thanks a lot Select-A-Seat! Now I'm in 122!

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by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha…. Emerson is still a great school!! I didn’t get into hockey until Freshman year of college so maybe he will realize how awesome the sport is once he’s in Boston which is still going crazy cause of the B’s. But it’s also a good excuse for you to see Petr play :)

by JLS89 on Jul 21, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus the Beanpot is awesome!!

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by boknows71 on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys

Move in day is August 29th but then Parents weekend is late October but I haven’t seen the schedule yet. I’ll have to check it out! That’ll be another fun thing to do up there. He’s majoring in film & tv writing so we’ll see how it goes.

Thanks a lot Select-A-Seat! Now I'm in 122!

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by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

It IS possible … but only if you attend Oxford instead.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another 76 days before the season starts.

Meanwhile, from Nebraska’s Big Ten Primer:

PENN STATE
Fun facts for you to tell when you visit Happy Valley on Nov. 12:

Q: If they are the Nittany Lions, why do they play in Beaver Stadium?
A: It’s named after James Beaver, former Pennsylvania governor.

Q: Why do Penn State players wear black shoes?
A: Reportedly, coach Joe Paterno believes it makes his players look slower, which is not true. Bowl games do.

Q: How is the health of the 84-year-old Paterno?
A: His ears still hurt a little from The Big Bang.

by mtitanic on Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

That is great.

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by boknows71 on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to Nick Kypreos of Sportsnet, Dubinsky and the Rangers agreed to a 4-year deal worth $16.8 million. Tim Wharnsby of CBC Sports has the annual salaries at $3.75 million, $3.75 million, $4.65 million and $4.65 million.

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by boknows71 on Jul 21, 2011 11:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Mascot

I think the Flyers already have a bunch of mascots… ex-players that were the Broad Street Bullies. Sure, they don’t dance around or wear fluffy outfits, but you can almost always bump into one of the old bullies walking around the rink (Kelly, Dornhoeffer, Schultz, etc.)

by jMm8_ on Jul 21, 2011 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I hear Phlex is looking for work at the moment.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

good read on Placek

it’s possible to say it without sounding snooty if you don’t go there.

i must say though, college and university is more about finding the “perfect place” for a single individual. the Ivy League may have a great reputation, but in terms of the awe thrown in its general direction when people mention those schools, it’s incredibly overrated, especially since great schools can be found quite literally everywhere.

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!

by uvgt2bkdnme on Jul 21, 2011 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So i went to a movie poster site to find mighty ducks movie posters, and they were all satisfactory. I simply wanted a certain scene, where Goldberg is tied to the goalposts, in black and white

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy birthday, Travis!

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by Justin F. on Jul 21, 2011 12:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s awesome.

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jul 21, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I told a coworker of mine who’s originally from South Jersey. His response was a slow grin, kinda like Ovie up there.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jul 21, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is this not green?

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I'm the Pronger. DUH, WINNING.

Chem and Gus to the restaurant.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oversight, my fault.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 22, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is the site where I can see % of linemates?

by OrangeNblacK on Jul 21, 2011 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

dobbershockey.com

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what the fuck happened in the past week? Besides Travis getting a year older which he literally does every year?

Keeping alive the old Vaudeville joke, "I'd rather be dead than play Philadelphia."

by Snevik on Jul 21, 2011 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

2006

Wow it seems like forever ago:

According to sources close to the flyers organization both J Carter and Mike Richards are untouchable. MAYBE be willing to part with Umberger..

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by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Derp

Link

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"Some might give head coach Dave Tippett and general manager Don Maloney plenty of credit for guiding the Coyotes to two straight playoff berths amid franchise foibles – and they deserve much of it – but Bryzgalov was far and away the team’s most valuable player." - NBC Sports

by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 years ago, many things were different

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think now that I’ve seen Carter’s presser I’m getting a little more nostalgic than I thought I would. I just googled Carter Umburger and that’s the first thing that came up.

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by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Travis!

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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Distraction: complete.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jul 21, 2011 2:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

What were we talking about?

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wh…ha……the…..pfha..fhowfh

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by KreiderDesigns on Jul 21, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every. Time. :)

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He.He.He.

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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Zherdev. Quite an interesting article.

Based on my limited viewing of the Flyers last year, I thought he looked pretty good out there. Combine it with the #fancystats, and I have to think the team is/was aware what he does on the ice.

Conclusion: he must be horrible, really horrible, in some way that we can’t observe. In practice, in the room, or maybe he just had a real bad relationship with Lavy?

It’s the only thing that I can think of to make sense of the fact that the team doesn’t want him back. And, in fact, will pay J. Jagr more money to replace him, which is probably only a minor upgrade.

Yes, no?

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by fat_daddyo on Jul 21, 2011 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this is completely believable. I hate going down the road of speculating about things that we can’t observe, but I think you’re right that they have to be aware of the impact he had when on the ice. Maybe there were certain on-ice things they were asking him to do that he wasn’t, and the part we can’t observe is what they were asking of him. Or maybe it was something completely off-ice. But yeah, it’s hard to believe that they just never noticed that he was playing better than Dan Carcillo.

by Eric T. on Jul 21, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I agree, I just believe it had to as much to do with Lavy as it did Z.

I HAVE to be mad because you keep saying, "why you heff to be mad?" in every other post.

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Travis!!!!

by flyerboom_6 on Jul 21, 2011 2:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Anyone have a cheap site for movie posters?

I’m trying to decorate my room back home with all of the shit I have from college, and I need to make more additions

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s too bad there are no more movie rental places in business anymore—I used to work at one years ago and they were throwing those out all the time. I probably have 20-plus posters from my short time there, as well as scoring a few cutouts for friends.

I find the best deals on Amazon. Got a Beatles poster for $10 there.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Jul 21, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, up at school they’d sell for 10, and I thought that was high. Maybe I’ll drive down to Drexel and buy their posters

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not that high, really, depending on the quality of the poster/paper/printing. Most art sites will sell them for $25-plus.

What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big ol' Tylenol.

by doubleh on Jul 21, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, now I know lol

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mascot

Do we have the cap room to fit a mascot in??

/sarcasm

by flyerboom_6 on Jul 21, 2011 2:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

While I think $175,239 for a mascot is severe overpayment, we’re already at 50 contracts, so it’ll just have to be someone we’ve already signed. Any suggestions?

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would think we have the highest paid mascots around what with the Phanatic being the ultimate mascot and all. Swoop is pretty money too. Hip Hop….well…he’ll get there.

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by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t this situation what the slide rule was made for?

by mtitanic on Jul 21, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. The Ice Girls are all 18, right?

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve been debating this at the WFC for years. According to the Flyers: *All applicants must be at least 18 years old by the audition date (for the Ice Girls.)

Some of those girls just don’t look it.

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by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t look 18 either…

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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why hintzy likes you so much.

Yeah I have Geoff’s back today, what of it

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, it’s shocking I would actually ever stick up for Geoff ever, but it happens.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that for those stuff I said in the comments above?

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s going after me for giving Geoff crap for no apparent reason.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing wrong with giving Geoff crap for no apparent reason.

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Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I want to give you a hug right now.

(Shut up, Don.)

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

d’awwww….

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about giving Geoff crap for very apparent reasons?

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me rephrase then…


There’s nothing wrong with giving Geoff crap for no apparent reason.

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, good. Good.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knowing that he’s studying for the bar exam coming up in, like, 140 hours or something, I would probably refrain from giving Geoff a bunch of crap right now. But afterwards, game on!

by mtitanic on Jul 21, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was going after hintzy

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh damn. Burn.

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tee hee!

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by Flyers_Section_121 on Jul 21, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

What sucks is that I’m nearly 25. Ahaha!

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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m 31 and still get carded for cigarettes half the time. Annoying now, but I guess it will be nice when I’m older….

I'm kind of a dick.

by Vansteel on Jul 21, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope it lasts, eh?

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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m 28. I go to bars with friends that are younger than me, and I’m the only one that gets carded. Oh, and I moved right in the middle of playoffs. My new driver’s license photo makes me look like a mujahideen.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jul 21, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually just gloss over that when I read the application. That and the tons of waivers about interaction with the players and junk. Still my future job, till I can take Lisa Hillary’s

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by Cillo stache on Jul 21, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t we already have Scott Hartnell?

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Riley Cote.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jul 21, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Ryan Bright and Cam Charron have written near-identical articles saying Zherdev produced but isn’t getting offers and it must be because of some kind of personality or perception issue.

Bright’s concludes that Zherdev is unemployed because “in an organization where players and management are considered family, Zherdev […] was a distant cousin with no blood relation” and that “it’s not just about embracing hockey on the ice, but off it.”

Charron’s concludes that GMs should “rest the perception about his intangible value, rest the perception about European players not playing hard enough, and just sign the best available unrestricted free agent who scores goals.”

Which article do you subscribe to? This seems like a litmus test of a lot of things about a person’s approach to hockey, and maybe even life.

by Eric T. on Jul 21, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

#2
I just want to win, baby

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

More of that “players and management are family” bullshit?!?!

GAAAAAAAAAH When will it end?!?!

(Duh, #2)

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jul 21, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Mr. Snider, no mascot. We don’t need an idiot dressed in a clown suit on the ice. We have the Flyer Girls and the fat guy dancing, we don’t need anything else.

by NickFotiu4HOF on Jul 21, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Fixed.
Please Mr. Snider, no mascot. We don’t need an idiot dressed in a clown suit on the ice. We have the Flyer Girls and the fat guy dancing, we don’t need anything else.Scott Hartnell.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

mascots

also Steve Coates.
and Kate Smith.

now there’s a nice couple for you. Team could generate revenue with a sitcom. They’re married and Coates doesn’t know Kate is dead and nobody tells him. She just sits there in the chair and he goes on and on like he always does and she doesn’t listen to him just like everyone else.

They have a house full of children. Schultz, Hoyda, Cochrane, Dave Brown, Behn Wilson. Ken Linseman sniffs glues and sets the garage on fire. Richards is the sullen moody kid who wears black but he disappeared this summer and nobody can find him.

Snider is the landlord with the shiny suits.

It’s called Brawl in the Family

by flyersfaninchicago on Jul 21, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or “Family Overtime Losses”, since we no longer have ties.

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Giroux Daniels character presents me with this possibility to neuter someone via twitter

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That Couturier vs Scheifele plot on Arctic Ice Hockey is pretty fascinating, btw.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree. I have a ton of questions about it. First, I suspect that NHL equivalency isn’t linear. I think there are some players that probably translate better than others. Also, it seems as though there are a ton more checking line players from the OHL and WHL, wouldn’t that drive down the NHL equivalency average of those leagues? If that’s the case, you’d be looking at the best of the Q against the best of the W and O carrying their checking lines. That changes things, to me.

Make no mistake, if the Caps were at 7 I’d have wanted Couturier over Scheifele, so I’m not challenging that conclusion at all. I’m just curious as to what is behind the numbers.

Obviously, this is all speculation.

by Rob Parker on Jul 21, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap, there were only 5 comments on this yesterday, I need to go read the comment section now.

(The graph was pretty but didn’t mean a lot to me, I’d much rather read how people interpret the data and extrapolate what it means.)

My son was born in Ottawa (Go Senators!) to a Father (Go Flyers!) and a Mother (Go Canucks!) who's families root for two different hockey teams (Go Habs!)(Go Bruins!) Little Maxwell is going to have such a confusing life.

by 02h32m01s on Jul 21, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty simple: it says that players who score more points at younger ages in juniors tend to have more NHL games played by the time they’re 26.

The average player with ~1.7 ppg at 18.25 years old (like Couturier) will have something like 160-200 games played by the time he turns 26. The average player with ~1.1 ppg at 18 years old (like Scheifele) will have something like 80-120 games played by that time. So we should expect Couturier to be better, sooner, than Scheifele based on their age and production.

Why are we interested in what they do by the age of 26, rather than over their career? At somewhere around 26 years old, they will reach UFA and will then be paid something near the market rate. In the part of their career in which they are on an ELC or RFA deal, the restricted market means they are underpaid and provide extra value to the team, so that’s the part of the career where you get the biggest benefit from drafting well.

by Eric T. on Jul 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just curious because I’m just getting my feet et in all these graphs and stuff for the flyers but does couturier have to necessarily be better than scheifele because he’s expected to play more games or could couturier just be more consistent at what he’s called to do at the nhl level?

by profoundnotions on Jul 22, 2011 2:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He doesn’t necessarily have to be anything. He might never make the NHL — population statistics tell us about roughly what we should expect on average from someone with his background, but obviously there are some people above that average and some below it.

And games played doesn’t exactly equate with skill, but think about comparisons — Danny Syvret just turned 26 and has 59 career games played, so if he gets a deal this year, he’ll be right in that 80-120 games bucket. Guys who only get 80-120 games by the end of their 26-year-old season usually aren’t very good. Sure, there are guys who get 200+ games by that age who also aren’t that great, but the average skill level is higher.

by Eric T. on Jul 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eric, remind me, what are the metrics for cost/savings/value? GVT?

I remember baseball did something like Value over replacement. We have that for hockey now as well, yes?

My son was born in Ottawa (Go Senators!) to a Father (Go Flyers!) and a Mother (Go Canucks!) who's families root for two different hockey teams (Go Habs!)(Go Bruins!) Little Maxwell is going to have such a confusing life.

by 02h32m01s on Jul 22, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, GVT is the most common value metric, and then GVS (which is GVT versus salary) is the most common cost/savings/value metric.

I’m not crazy about GVT, so I don’t use those often. But Puck Prospectus uses them a lot, and so they’re somewhat widespread.

by Eric T. on Jul 23, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it bad that I still go over to PPP and read all of FLYERROB’s comments? It’s better than any book I have.

I'm kind of a dick.

by Vansteel on Jul 21, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t be mean and share!

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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

By which she means: “Don’t be mean, share!”

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

timeout Vansteel, you read?

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it nap time for you, youngin’?

I'm kind of a dick.

by Vansteel on Jul 21, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit, I wish

I eat sentimentality for breakfast, but stats stop me dead in my tracks

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jul 21, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I haven’t done that in a while. Anything particularly facepalm-worthy lately?

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesterday’s exchange over him not getting memes is pretty amusing: http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2011/7/20/2284197/Maple-Leafs-News-July-20-2011#72312494

(Wow, I’m a jerk.)

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by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy...

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, by the way, for all you soccer fans...

Last night, I went to go get my laundry out of the dryer. The laundry room where I’m staying had been out of commission for a week while they redid the flooring, so there were a lot of others in there.

Some students from Venezuela are staying in the same building while they’re here for a program. A bunch of them were in the laundry room too. They had changed the TV in there to a soccer game and were watching it while their stuff was cleaned. It was kind of amusing watching them cheer or groan every time something happened.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I was intrigued by the title, then disappointed by the content. Don’t tease about potentially relevant soccer news, it’s cruel.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relevant soccer news? What’s that?

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by Katchis on Jul 21, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Kat, you are awesome.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

F you too

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bravo

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 21, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

F you three

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go figure the 3 giffers are all together on this. I shouldn’t be surprised, short attention spans and soccer don’t mix.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You jeally?

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
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by Katchis on Jul 22, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

More so hurt, deeply, deeply hurt.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 22, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lying is not nice, Don.

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
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by Katchis on Jul 22, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

F you.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to think a Czech, has been my favorite soccer player for the past 10 years of my life. I shall move on to a new footballer now.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

I'm in love with the Lightning, the Flyers are my fling and I have a crush on the Flyers fans.
Dare to follow my childish, biased, petty and cheesy alter ego. Go visit my website. I will keep you updated on every Simon injury.
American Cheese, B!tch! ... #1 mission? Kill Holmgren & Decapitate Kunitz.

by Katchis on Jul 22, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, in case you (or more likely others, since the numbers seem to be rapidly rising here) can’t tell, I don’t mean actually F any of you, just more so I mean I’m deeply burned.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Don, I know you’re a sarcastic curmudgeon most, if not all of the time, but you really don’t mean any harm.

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by Chemistry66 on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I realized how many new people are here and thought it best to explain that my F you’s were to people who know me better. With all the new posters I’m trying to police myself a bit better.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a new poster and I think its kind of a shame that this world has come to the point where you do have to throw out that disclaimer out there because of all the glass feelings we have in this world

by profoundnotions on Jul 22, 2011 2:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

DLJr is like Clint Eastwood on Gran Torino; a real curmudgeon with a heart of gold

Mourning Gagne forever.

by ToddtheFox on Jul 22, 2011 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but with infinitely more fist shakes and infinitely less racial slurs.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 22, 2011 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

And less sweet cars.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 22, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

My car is pretty sweet, it’s just not a classic.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 22, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, blind assertion rescinded.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 22, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the first and only car I will ever buy where my main concern was, how much fun will I have driving this thing.

You sir are a gentleman of four outs!

by DLJr on Jul 22, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now I have to know, what do you have?

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!

by hintzy64 on Jul 22, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That must have been Copa America 2011 they were watching. Venezuela were in a semi final match against Paraguay. The match was still scoreless and went to penalties after 120 minutes. Paraguay advanced to the finals and will face Uruguay for the Copa America Championship on July 24.

Paraguay have not won a match in this cup. They are playing for the Cup championship. It’s odd.

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by Justin F. on Jul 21, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

including how Jakub Voracek and Wayne Simmonds were used last year.

Hey, you guys can ask us, you know!

I think that Corsi score is largely about him being younger than most wingers who take on the toughs + Handzus losing a step + Poni not being able to drive the play like Frolov.

In the 09-10 season, Simmonds had more opportunities to play in the top six, and the third line was more functional.

In Dinglebarn We Trust -- JftC

by Niesy on Jul 21, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy birthday.

Mourning Gagne forever.

by ToddtheFox on Jul 21, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got home, but better late than never… Happy Birthday Fearless Leader!

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jul 21, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I know a little late to the party but Happy Birthday Travis!!!

That’s the most positive thing I have written here all off season….

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Karate' Jerry..... Karate'

Semper Fi...

by lcd24 on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  


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