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THIRD PERIOD THREAD - AHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON! 4 Breakaways?!? SERIOUSLY!?

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Three would be nice

"I will not risk answering your question" Why we love Bob
And yes, I am a female redhead.

by BHMB on Jan 19, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

five sounds better

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We are making the Islanders look like Team Canada

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

The Islanders are so bad, they’re only winning this game 2-0

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Kelly Clarkson looks like she ate Kelly Clarkson.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

I actually like Kelly Clarkson

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

There’s nothing wrong with that.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I like her, too. She has an awesome voice even if the music isn’t always good. Beats that Mac Miller shit.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed, she has legit talent.

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

She blows the doors off of most singers working today.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

her newer work sounds very record collection slick/style collaged. Not her gig. She’s at her best as a pop rock diva in the mold of Benatar. Actually I’d love it if she covered that song.

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Pat Benatar. “Hell is for Children” Awesome.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank You Shaun. No shame in the game

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

nahhhh jk guys. Yeah I dont have a problem with her at all.

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

girl’s got some pipes

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

She’s kind of angry

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by MJDII on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

So am I.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that kind of angry. Your just displeased

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by MJDII on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I am that kind of angry. Most of the time. LOL.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I think shes cute ,I like her voice and I have no problem with her body type. I also think shes more of a down to earth type almost attainable.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I really want to rec this. :D

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by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s in the lead for COTN, in my book. haha

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by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

or at least NSCOTN

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

NS? Non-sequitur?

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

P.s. you just get me.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You complete me, Kreider. ;-)

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

….shucks…..\blushes

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by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously what passes for attractive now a days is terrible. A bunch of dry out corpses wearing snow boots in the summer and wearing glasses that cover their whole face. While I’m on my soap box red heads need to stop dying their hair you look ridiculous.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean dying it from red to blonde? I agree. Here’s the thing, though: I know why they do it. Red hair grays early. Gray shows. They die it blonde to hide the gray. It’s a shame.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean we can put a man on the moon but we can’t get some hair coloring to keep red heads red. What the hell science

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They do make red dye.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Works for me.

"I will not risk answering your question" Why we love Bob
And yes, I am a female redhead.

by BHMB on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just a big lover of red heads their basically my kryptonite and when I see one changing teams it gets me mad.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I nearly cried when I found out Emma Stone is actually blonde. At least she sticks to the good team most of the time.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

She looks better as a redhead.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

she’s just awesome. total girl crush.

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by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh good god yes.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Some people look really good red and she is one of them. My free pass Christina Hendricks isn’t a natural red head but she rocks the shit out of it. Plus back to my original point she has curves and much like Cambells soup they are UM UM GOOD

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah Christina Hendricks.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to rock that really unnatural red haircolor like Christina has. It’s soooooo difficult to maintain. She’s probably a blonde. That’s easier.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Pauley Perrette (Abby on NCIS) and Katie McGrath (Morgana AKA Smarmy McEvilBitch on Merlin) are both natural blondes.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you can tell with Pauley. That haircolor does not look natural at all, not that it’s supposed to.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

But the blonde hair just looks weird.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the same, I just got a soft spot for em.

by Anders Jensen on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they do, but the problem is that the molecules in red hair color are larger than any other one so they don’t hold as well. So the hair shaft (TWSS) spit out the color right away and the color fades too easily. Also, gray hair is very difficult to color so it just needs to be stripped like in a double process of going blonde. Prob more science than you wanted to know but I’ve been dying my hair since the age of 12 and I am well versed. Also, I die my hair from dark blonde TO red. LOL.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

brown to red here. :D

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by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Your in too

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

merci. :D

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by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically, my hair is considered Ash Blonde—THE ugliest color in the hair spectrum. It is often referred to as mousy brown.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i tried going back to the original color. bleh. no thank you.

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by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I never stopped dying it, even when I was pregnant.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It can be worked though…seen some very nice “mousy hair”.

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by Cillo stache on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s rare. Almost every time I see a woman with the color, I say “she’d look better with some hair dye or highlights”.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Random, but I always wanted to have auburn hair, but I love my regular hair color. Someday.

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by Cillo stache on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I have auburn now. It’s my husband’s fave of all my reds. And I have done them all.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

My hair’s dark brown so I don’t think it’d be possible to dye it easily without lightening it first somehow.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You can add red and be really dark auburn. It could work. But if you wanted a lighter shade, yeah, you’d have to lift first.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly like my hair color. It’s the texture I don’t like. Too frizzy.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Frizz….story of my life. Curls are impossible to do things with other than braid or let free without frizz-poccolipse.

Following Dan Carcillo where ever he may go
Read, Rinaldo and Sestito Flyercrushes until his return

by Cillo stache on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

My hair’s not straight or curly. Just frizzy.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

huh, wavy?

Following Dan Carcillo where ever he may go
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by Cillo stache on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinda.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

My hair is straight and super fine. Can’t do much with it, no matter how much time and gel/mousse/hair spray I add into the mix.

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Lucky man. My wife is a day walker and when shes out in the sun that sucker really turns red.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a mousy brownie as well.

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here…originally mousy brown. I hardly have any grey so dying is not a problem. Real redheads have mistaken me for one of them. I’m still getting compliments on the color and I’ll be 62 next month.

"I will not risk answering your question" Why we love Bob
And yes, I am a female redhead.

by BHMB on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Lucky you. I’m going nearly white at the temples and I’m only 39. I have to die them every two weeks. I do not look old otherwise so it’s a real bitch. Sort of like this game tonight.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

She’s gonna dye this game right out of her hair

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

great song, okay musical.

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by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate anything Rodgers and Hammerstein.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You’ve got to be taught
hate and fear

South Pacific

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

…..There ain’t nothing like a dame.. um, except for a really well-built half-naked sailor, um oh sorry nothing in the world!!!!

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what will suck more than losing this game:

If Boston, New Jersey, the Rangers and Pittsburgh all get the Bettman point – which is looking like a possibiliity

Simon Gagne AND Mike Richards may move between towns, wear new jerseys and call different arenas home but, at the end of the day, they will both always be Philadelphia Flyers.

One day Sean Couturier will win the Conn Smythe. You heard it here first.

by PursuitOfLappyness on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Can’t minimize/ collapse the photo, Shaun.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

?

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The photo above. No title that I can click on to make it disappear.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Where the hell is the goddamn jam tonight?

by profoundnotions on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Marty Brodeur stopped by and stole it.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

thats true he is a fattie….

by profoundnotions on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish that Giroux fight would have happened with more time left or at the beginning of the 3rd. His adrenaline will have subsided by the time he get’s to take another shift.

by DrunkHockeyFan on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

You don’t seem that drunk.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 19, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s only the second intermission.

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by MJDII on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. I meant I wish that he would have had more time for in the 2nd. By the time intermission is over some of that post fight energy will have worn off.

by DrunkHockeyFan on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I was referring to your sobriety

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by MJDII on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, after second intermission is when they stop selling booze. Luckily I have a case of beer next to my computer.

by DrunkHockeyFan on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

40 Year Old Virgin. Nicely done Shaun

"Start playing with some jam in here"

by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

After the second period

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

And Lavy:

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

WE ARE GETTING OUTPLAYED

By the Islanders. Seriously. Knock it the fuck off, Flyers.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Lavi speech time.

Hyka'n it up a notch.

by Brock on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Lavi’s speech: Everyone line up in front of Bob, single-file, and weep for his forgiveness, in Russian, now!

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Claude Giroux fights… Flyers don’t care

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

I like that G was willing to fight, but I hate that he had to do so.

What3v3r.

by ww2b on Jan 19, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

Make him the C already

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, he has enough pressure on him right now.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo, Flyers...

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

Is that Amy Fadool in the back?

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

HA damn that doe look like her.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i have amazon money from my b-day, but i can probably only get one season. i’m thinking season 4

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by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

We may have a pointless weekend coming up if this continues

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by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Come on man get a hold of yourself!

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by MJDII on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Fire everyone.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ALRIGHT! IT STARTS NOW!

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Islander regression

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by MJDII on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Fire ALL the players.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

These

I really like the jerseys the Phantoms wore at their outdoor game.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

I like the cream.. very ole’ timey. Also, I miss the Phantoms and their cheap, accessibility. They can’t move to Allentown soon enough!

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care who...

SOMEONE IN ORANGE AND WHITE AND BLACK JUST SCORE A GOAL IN THE ISLANDERS NET ALREADY.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

There not going to call that offside?! The puck was behind him the whole time and he never had possession!

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Danny B scores hat trick against Ottawa couple weeks ago.. decides to take the rest of January off

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

This is a Flyers pp coming up right?!

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

right

goldomatic, who is King in the art of wishful thinking

by goldomatic on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s also an upcoming Islanders breakaway.

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by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Over under on breakaways this power play

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that splains why it looked like a whiff

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Fire Styx.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

River Styx

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah they were horrible.

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re going to lose respect for me, but they were my favorite band as a kid. Honey badger don’t care!

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah. Besides alot kids were into them.

Felt the ranks lightening a bit when they
came along. And then I found Screaming for Vengence…it was a done deal. Defender of the Faith for life.

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

For an 80s band, there are a serious lack of pictures of Styx surrounded by fire.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf Voracek he set you up so well. How many fucking times are you gonna have a legit opportunity an piss it away?

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

another giveaway. I hate this team tonight.

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

AHHH!

Hyka'n it up a notch.

by Brock on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

This is the worst game except for the 6-0 Bruins game they’ve played this year….

goldomatic, who is King in the art of wishful thinking

by goldomatic on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Alex, I’ll take a goal for $200

"I will not risk answering your question" Why we love Bob
And yes, I am a female redhead.

by BHMB on Jan 19, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Alex delivers

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by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The Isles are going to win the Stanley Cup

by fiveredapples on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Last time the Flyers lost to the Islanders at all, they went to the Stanley Cup Finals.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice. I knew there had to be silver lining around here, somewhere.

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it.

by Jody_Shelley's_Frankenstein on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this regression/trend

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You might want to go back out

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

BLOW IT ALL UP

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The girls have taking over this tread and are talking hair and hair colors

by Anders Jensen on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well hey, it’s not like there’s a hockey game going on.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

True, its actually more fun to read you talk about hair then watching the Flyers tonight

by Anders Jensen on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The hair conversation has been more exciting than this game.

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by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, it can be pretty mezmarising listing to girls talk about hair etc.

by Anders Jensen on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If we had some haiku it wouldn’t be necessary.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

There was supposed to be haiku. We had it last time with the NYI game.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

More that I dont know what Haiku is

by Anders Jensen on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

See downthread.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

don’t find out. they’re horrible.

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on. It’s fun. LOL.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate them. i told my students so, which of course means they all want to write them.

it’s a lit class, not creative writing.

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Just give em F’s they hand one in, should stop em pretty quick

by Anders Jensen on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This is an important subject just ask Hartnell

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

goldomatic, who is King in the art of wishful thinking

by goldomatic on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh,

I see. Welp, where’s my alcohol at..

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

In honor of SOPA tonight’s Flyers team will be played by slow, choppy & out of sync players that have been imported from a third world country and paid with money made from the multiple banner ads displayed on the boards and glass that block your view of the game taking place on the ice.

My teams are the Flyers, Phillies and the Steelers. Deal with it.

by LegionofDoom on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

In honor of tonight’s Republican presidential debate, this game will be a clusterfuck.

by Gratlovich on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Richard fucking Park still plays/!??!

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Use to be one of my favorite players. I liked his speed and hoped the Flyers would give him a chance

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Shakespeare monologue for this game:

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and skates his hour upon the rink
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

lol. I always hated this passage because it’s where The Sound and The Fury by Faulkner got its name. i hate that book.

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

Though I actually kind of like it.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Boston and PIT are winning tonight.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

So much for the haiku thread.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

I GOT IT

We’re not winning because there’s no haiku. Get on it, people!!!!

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK FLYERS
THERE IS A HOCKEY GAME HERE
MOVE YOUR ASSES GUYS

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

We’re losing by three
How about we make it four?
This game is over.

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Weak goal. But I dont care. Bob is allowed to mess up here an there. You’d think his offense would give him a little wiggle room.

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sorry guys but...

The Islanders? This team has not been a good hockey team since two weeks before 2012.

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

When the discussion about hair is more riveting than the game, thats when you know its boring

Following Dan Carcillo where ever he may go
Read, Rinaldo and Sestito Flyercrushes until his return

by Cillo stache on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

So I see the Flyers suck again.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

We suck again!

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by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Soooo……who do the Flyers acquire in the next few days?

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Homer will probably trade G and Scooter for Joni Pitkanen for all we know.

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

G and Scooter for Nabby

Hyka'n it up a notch.

by Brock on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMGGGG finally we getz a good GOALIE!!!!!

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear

the Maple Leaves have a guy in their system that plays hard for around 57 minutes every game. We could look into that?

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Get Zhitnik on the phone.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

do the islanders even have a good goalie?

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Nabokov has looked good tonight

by DrunkHockeyFan on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nabby

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost went to this game. Glad I did NOT.

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

well, this has been fun.

/s

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Bob is due to lose to the Islanders. Hence, tonight.

Tim Thomas is due to lose to the Flyers at the Wells Fargo Center. Therefore, the Flyers will win on Sunday and we’ll all feel better.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

I agree. It’s up is down week. I had a bad feeling about tonight, especially when I saw the interviews on Sportsnite and Hartnell basically saying they always look forward to playing the NYI because of the matchup and the like.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What is Coatsey talking about? Outstanding offensive ability of the Islanders? Is this real life?

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Flyers still asleep
They think that it’s 4AM
Well it is somewhere

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

that’s great haha

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If your going to blame anyone blame yourselves for not bring Katty to the table

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Not enough energy for a .gif

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You did what you can and thats all we could ask for.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The chi is strong.

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

At least got us one goal

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

DOOP getting played without a goal being scored, its been that kind of night.

"When people see me sack the quarterback, I want them to see Jesus." - Reggie White

Twitter @JoshBernat17

by jbernat17 on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

BOBROVSKY SAYS N-…only three tonight.

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

...

только три сегодня вечером

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Not watching the game;
Preparing a study guide
For upcoming quiz

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Okposo/Grabner
Traded uniforms tonight
With Kessel/Lupul

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Why the Silent K?
Okposo, and is your first
name then really ’Yle?

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Watch out G you just high hit Moulson.

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Now THAT was an elbow.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

…there’s still time with this team…. just saying.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

The Flyers last lost
To the Isles when they employed
Jeremy Duchesne

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

This team looks like a bunch of monkey’s trying to fuck a football.

My teams are the Flyers, Phillies and the Steelers. Deal with it.

by LegionofDoom on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

scootie mc scooter

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

give it to Cooter!

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

READER!!!!!

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

SCOOTER!! HAHA!

Hyka'n it up a notch.

by Brock on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

MATT READ TIPPED! HA! NEEDS ANOTHER1

Hyka'n it up a notch.

by Brock on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

SCOOTER!?

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Finally.

Prepare your sleep apparatus.
On the twitterverse

by jello44 on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

That jack ass made bail
He is back on the streets now
Putting us at risk.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Katty shows up and we score a goal JUST SAYING

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

SCOOTER-READ say wake up fans..it ain’t over yet!

"I will not risk answering your question" Why we love Bob
And yes, I am a female redhead.

by BHMB on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

I got kicked from my youth hockey league

because, at thsi point int games like this, I would always just start hitting people

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

6 in 6!?

goldomatic, who is King in the art of wishful thinking

by goldomatic on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

doh… oh well

goldomatic, who is King in the art of wishful thinking

by goldomatic on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

still time for him to get 6 in 6

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a shame when your entire team is being carried by a 19-year-old rookie

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

MATTY READ!

Editor at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

OT

how’s the Rangers fund going?

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

DG made a fan post w/ an update a couple of days ago.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, the NYI have a 10 game stretch every season when they look like a legitimate hockey club. I guess now is their time.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I called that.

by fiveredapples on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

That makes the night worthwhile

by DrunkHockeyFan on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

God bless you, Scooter!

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

That one goes to the Flash

"When people see me sack the quarterback, I want them to see Jesus." - Reggie White

Twitter @JoshBernat17

by jbernat17 on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

READ FOR CALDER

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

How was that not a goal?

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Well that 5 hour energy finally kicked in…

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Scooter and Matt Read
Like PBNJ out there
Flyers sunk elsewise

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Stunk?

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No, they would be sunk.

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Haiku night?

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I had an awesome Scooter haiku written when I realized Read got credit.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

I’m still happy for the goal though.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to formally request something of the NHL

Can we never allow Briere an un-contested shot again? I’m beginning to expect him to get stoned every single time

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

I expect that out of a few of my friends too.

by NoalB on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t mind him going for it. He scores on those quite often. He’s just having a run of bad luck. Shite happens.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i know I just only remember the times he is one on one with the goalie and does not score.

by RealSantaClaude on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He’ll get the sense that things are imoportant once the playoffs roll around.

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

SCOOTS <3’s READ

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Scooter Read Simmonds
Lavi please get a clue now
That line is on fire.

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, Danny! It’s a puck, you play hockey with it, dumbass.

My teams are the Flyers, Phillies and the Steelers. Deal with it.

by LegionofDoom on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Scooter and Matt Read
Just give them the Calder now
For god’s sake, hockey

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

this is what flyers vs. islanders should look like.

by DrunkHockeyFan on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Except with us winning 3-1

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

This game reminds me of the Flyers from two years ago. Play like shit for two and a half periods, then try at the end and come up short.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Where was this intensity the first 2 periods? I dont care if they miss on shots and lose, at least they are showing they give a shit and wanna win.

by pf289 on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Next time, guys, you might want to think about playing more than just the last 10 minutes.

Editor at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

I like how we show up with less than five minutes left.

by TwelveSix on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

So where the hell has THIS team been all night?

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Thinking they didn’t have to play because it’s the Islanders

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This fucking team has been sandbagging the whole game.

by fiveredapples on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

9:20 AM?
Apparently this is when
Flyers wake up

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Boston is 4 minutes away from getting two more points.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Bryz sips from thermos
universe getting smaller
Flyers lost in woods

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

It’s all the Wives fault!

My teams are the Flyers, Phillies and the Steelers. Deal with it.

by LegionofDoom on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Rangers also losing 3-1 right now

by fiveredapples on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

YAY!

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s five breakaways now.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Did they count that one officially? There were a bunch of other people in the zone.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m calling it one.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

From what I’ve read about the 3rd man high is that the third man (high in the slot) needs to call the forecheck or call it off depending on whether or not they have the handedness mismatch which the left wing lock exploits or the blueliners get the puck out from behind the net quickly. It seems like the Flyers just commit to the forecheck no matter what and they get stung when perhaps they should have called off forecheck.

/n00b’d

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

50, 000 times
Islanders get breakaway
Bob says nyet again

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

So…last week everyone said the Flyers should have lost that game to the Isles to wake them up. Well, here’s that chance.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

That check of the game looks like a hit with principle point of contact being the head….anyone else?

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

They gave Giroux the player of the game. Are you fucking kidding me?

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Hit of the game.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to say

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, Coatsey was talking about how much of an all around player he was after so I just assumed.

by pintium02 on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Once again, I will never understand the icing rules.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

...

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

royal or buttercream?

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Too bad this is not
The NBA since all games
Resolve at “two minutes!”

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Flyers bench conversation

Talbot-“Hey guys, we might lose”
Mez- “Oh noes!”
Jagr- “My groin hurts”
G-“We should do something about it”
Jagr-“You would rub it for me?”
G- “I was talking about the game!”
Coby- “Ok let’s play really well for the last 5 minutes”
Simmer-“Let’s do it!”
Everybody-“YEAH!”

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Lavi-“MAYBE IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PLAY THAT WAY THE REST OF THE GAME!?!?!”

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The Orange Jesus
His mojo – lost in the woods
Dammit, Bryzgalov

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

who let Giroux go hiking with Bryzzard?

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

mccrossin said it was good to get fresh air for knee viruses

by profoundnotions on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

:(:(:(:(:(

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Ilya Bryzgalov really needs to work on that five hole of his. Sheesh. You can’t leave the whole net open like that.

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by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

that was Leights in net there

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

This game is just like
A trainwreck, I mean come one
The ISLANDERS, guys?

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

One good shift late in the 3rd period isn’t enough from the top line.

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

this sounds horrible, but I think G needs to get laid. something to relax him.

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

…yeah….and…?

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Or stop getting laid is probably more like it. These are hockey players.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, like Bob last year.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

point well made

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He should not avoid women. But he should deny them his essence.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You at the top of the list?

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You should call him.
Interesting how you brought up the suggestion…

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

yes well, i cannot account for where my mind goes when it comes to G.

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure we want to hear about that..

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

speak for your self

Beets,Bears,Battlestar Galactica.
MICHAEL!

Political Correctness - the belief that one can pick up a turd by the clean end.

by reaper1221 on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lol

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

His wish is my command!

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by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

………..

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh well, we got outplayed. That was a well earned L.

by fiveredapples on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

So much for the streak
Flyers took it for granted
Really lousy game

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Oh well, there we are
Losing to the Islanders
Three words: So it goes

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Hate to, well, hate…but this team simply isn’t in the Rangers and Bruins league right now.

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Hate to agree with you, but agreed

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but we were the best team in the east at this time last year. still much that can happen. the loose defense really sucks, though.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

True Dat

Not that this happens every single year, but they seem to peak in Dec/Jan and then slip…

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

February is usually slumpapotamus time.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

slumpapotamus

LOL!

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

post all-star break

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hate to say it , but samsies

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

They weren’t before tonight either.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Uhhh... we got rid of our core this summer.

They weren’t in the same league as those teams last summer.
They weren’t in the same league as those teams in the pre-season.
And they won’t be at all this year because it’s a re-tooling year. (I won’t call it rebuilding, because they’re not starting from scratch.)

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Reality testing: The Flyers’ fan base would do well to use it.

I love the team and am happy they’re doing as well as they are. But given what happened last summer, and given what’s gone on this season with the injuries and rookies-a-plenty and what have you, all we can hope for is that they make the playoffs and give the kids some experience.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. I mean, who could look at this past offseason, other than those with orange color glasses on, and see two players like Richards and Carter being moved and think: “Hey! We really have a shot at the Cup this year!” Especially without Pronger…

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Never thought that. I honestly thought they would struggle to score this year.

Quite surprised it’s the other way around (that they’d be a high-scoring unit and struggle to stop teams from scoring).

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

this is so reasonable it sounds crazy

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

No “orange color glasses”, no cup expectations, I’m all about reality with this team…GMAB already!

However, let’s be honest with ourselves…they are one of the top 5-10 teams in the NHL right now – even after retooling or rebuilding or whatever the hell we wish to call it. Are they or are they not in the top 5 in scoring in the entire league? Anyone who doesn’t think this team is markedly better than the NYI is kidding themselves. I do like this team, I like the makeup, the roster, it’s a quality organ-I-zation as currently assembled.

Bottom line – you can’t not show up AT HOME against the Islanders. I’m very happy it wasn’t one of the 10 games I pay to see each season!

Plus, continuing with the honesty – there are some worrisome trends occurring with this team right now. Our rooks are currently the team’s best players at this point in time…clearly that’s not going to continue. Power play and the top line are ice cold. The defense has been maddeningly sieve-like lately. They play 2/3 or 1/3 or 1/2 of a game. And I haven’t even mentioned the goaltending.

I’m not sitting here thinking they have a cup-winning roster. I just stated the fact that the Bruins and Rangers are in a bit higher of an echelon than the Flyers…that’s the reality of it all.

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

                                           my mantra all year

                               my mantra is my mothra
                                       RIPLEY! RIPLEY! RIP
         
                                                   DEAD NEWT
                                                a doom haiku



/ (someone has to be the representative from R’lyeh)’d

by j reed on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it’s been awhile since that happened. DIdn’t Bossy get the game-winning goal last time?

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Denis Potvin got credit I believe.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s been so long since they’ve been good but the last two games when they’ve had good stretches in our zone (from their own skill, not us screwing up) I was surprised how easy those memories from the early 80s came back, with Tonelli and Bourne and all the HOF’ers cleaning our clock.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The Isles are actually going to be competitive one of these years. I honestly thought they’d be better than they are this year. Maybe they’re starting to turn things around, but they’ve got plenty of skill.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah they’re the unwanted surprise in the new alignment that just got shot down

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It was when the Earth’s crust was still cooling.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Back when the Dead Sea was still sick

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jiggs McDonald did the PbP.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

They still called the jerseys “sweaters” because they were made out of actual wool.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Eddie Westfall on color commentary…

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

“That’s a big goal, Jiggsy!”

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Islanders have beaten the Flyers twice in the last 25 games. If this pace continues, I’ll be ok.

Shitty game with bad shooting luck. The Flyers were unlucky in a game they had no business being unlucky in. So it goes.

Editor at SB Nation's Philadelphia Union blog, The Brotherly Game. Follow me on Twitter.

by Justin F. on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Just think where we’d be right now if Read and Couturier were as cold as the top line!

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

NOT. ENOUGH. EFFORT.

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Bob should be top star
But then the rest of the team
Acted like black hole

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Should be on the SNL segment with Poehler and Myers.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

There once was a girl named Fezzy
Who thought of a joke about Meszy
She wrote a cool poem
As they lost at home
“But we all get to laugh” says he

Ever wondered how a Flyers fan relaxes and tells jokes... www.DownGoesSpezza.com shows you the funny side of Flyerdom

by Down Goes Spezza on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Couturier should get somewhere in the 15-20 minute range of ice time every night

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

ENOUGH WITH THE HAIKUS THE GAME IS OVER

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh mama mia mama mia

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

YES PLEASE

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Make me! :-P

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

let me restate this
enough with the haikus, please
the game is now over

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The Islanders are
Legitimate hockey team
For 10 games a year

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Philly Madison

Flyers, what you’ve just played is one of the most insanely idiotic games I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational play. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having watched it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Hahahahahaha

This is the first thing I’ve read since the first period thread. I had a whole deal I was gonna lay out but fuck it. That’s right butt fuck it.

by kckrebs on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

This is pretty much how I feel after a game like this.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Baby Brayden Schenn
The turnovers are not cool
Seriously, stop.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

If the Islanders
Had really been the Bruins
Score 11-1.

yes, I am done now.
going to drown my sorrows
Butterscotch Krimpets

/bye

GMAT verbal section question, Philadelphia sports version.
In 2015, which one of the following will prove to be a better investment?
(a) Ilya Bryzgalov's contract (b) Ryan Howard's extension (c) Mike Vick's extension (d) Greek bonds from 2009 (e) Papelbon's bloat deal

by Bud in TN on Jan 19, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

i just ate seven
of Little Debbie’s Swiss Rolls
and now i feel sick

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

how bad does it sound
that hostess is now bankrupt
rest in peace swiss rolls

by profoundnotions on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny B played 19:25 tonight… anyone notice him?

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

I haven’t noticed him since the game vs. Ottawa…was he there?

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe he was yelling popcorn

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

just that one time he should have scored

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

He is our highest paid skater. Not his fault (obviously), but just wanted to throw that in there.

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he the whole team? ’Cuz other than the rooks, I thought most of the team sucked tonight. Including G.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed… pretty bad that we are relying on two rookies night in and night out these days to carry our team

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I know what you mean. I think when JagrGHartsy are stale, especially now, he needs to step it up a bit and get noticed every shift. His leadership through his play needs to read like he is the highest paid skater.

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He is undersized.. has to rely on speed, quickness, and taking advantage of the shots he gets. The past two weeks he has been slow, making errant passes, and missing the net or shooting it right into the logo of the goalie. To me this is unacceptable. If you’re going to be our highest paid skater you better set the tone EVERY night with YOUR effort. The veterans shouldn’t be relying on the rookies

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be hurt for all we know. Half this fracking team is hurt right now.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone on the team was making errant passes tonight, so I shouldn’t just call Danny B out… but it’s not like these guys have excuses for missing passes. They’ve had plenty of time to develop chemistry, and they are professional hockey players

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

All teams have ups and downs. They’ve been on a downswing for a while now, even though they’ve managed to capture some points along the way.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Bruins/NYR haven’t had many downs this year

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They are in a different class than the Flyers. I think people need to readjust their expectations for this team. You don’t make wholesale changes in the offseason and contend for a Cup.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Therefore, they are infallible and the Flyers will Never Be As Good As Those Guys.

No more Philly inferiority complex, please.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, because professionals in any field don’t have bad days.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

minnesota is looking for scoring and is desperate…

by profoundnotions on Jan 19, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He has a NMC. Not going to happen.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Drowning my sorrows
With pudding and Goldfish grahams
Chocolate is good.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

OH I love graham and pudding. Now I’m upset.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m drowning my sorrows over this lackluster Flyers’ performance with some yoga!

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus, Ernest and Julio Gallo were right. It IS time for wine.

Oh, that wasn’t what they said? It’s what they MEANT that matters.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

You will have no wine before its time.

Wait, wrong ad campaign.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Rangers and Devils lose as well, so this night wasn’t as bad as it could be. Still concerned about our top line being so quiet lately.
Bob gave up 2 goals on 5 shots in the third.
Harry Z lead the Flyers w/ 4 hits tonight, 5:41 TOI.
Blocked shots: Flyers 8, Isles 25.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Still concerned about our top line being so quiet lately.

EXACTLY.

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Part of that could be playing defensively sound teams…and some bad luck. Then it becomes mental. All it will take is one goal and the damn will break.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t know if I would call the Isles a “defensively sound” team. Nabakov had a great game and the Flyers did have their chances.

What has really been disconcerting has been the play of the “D” lately…HOW many breakaways did they give NYI tonite??? Giving up 2-goal leads like candy on Halloween, giving lesser-lite teams (like the Islanders for example!) a chance to beat them, not a good sign obviously.

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Even the NYI are capable of playing a good game; I saw some good defense tonight.

Lavy’s system has a tendency to leave for odd man rushes when they half-ass the forecheck. We’ve been talking about this a lot lately, it would seem.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Even the NYI are capable of playing a good game

I don’t debate that in the least…it’s a long season and you’re going to lay an egg now and then (or your opponent will play better even though you are the better team overall).

The defense is more of a weakness right now than I’d care to see…

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a tough system for vets to play in: imagine being a rookie in it.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw pregame that the NYI lead the league in blocked shots.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

All of our injuries have crept into the players’ subconscious. No one wants to miss time = less blocked shots

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes blocking shots is a stupid risk. I don’t want to see G potentially end his career doing it needlessly.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops, that was an ENG.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

U-G-L-Y – That
game don’t got no alibi.
It’s really ugly.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

unless its Malkin. He ugly. No alibi for that.

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at all.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

(as in no alibi)

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame figalein for this…Figalein FIGALEIN!

Beets,Bears,Battlestar Galactica.
MICHAEL!

Political Correctness - the belief that one can pick up a turd by the clean end.

by reaper1221 on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Scooter-Read-Simmonds should be 2nd line (based off of tonight’s performance)

If I started playing ice hockey right now, I could be better than Jody Shelley in 2 weeks

by JagrBomb on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

This.

Hyka'n it up a notch.

by Brock on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

From a response to someone I know on Facebook…

“i was thinking of going to a devils/flyers game, but after seeing what they did to that rangers fan i quickly decided against that lol”

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

people are dumbasses

ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

AMEN.

When the story about the Philly fan beating a Ranger fan at Geno’s was on Yahoo, you had to see the comments. People would write things like “this kind of thing always happens in Philadelphia”. Yeah…always…morons.

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

“they”?

Jesus. Act like it’s a goddamned free-for-all at games! It didn’t even happen at the WFC!

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy’s family posted the bail for him, so he’s out now.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess the “devils/flyers” beat up the rangers fan…

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is DG no longer on the masthead?

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

was there an election?

oh wait, this is a benevolent dictatorship

a purge, then

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop being such a blogtator

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought she had a NMC.

by mtitanic on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

She still has powers. The options for naming positions there are being finicky.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimmo says G is putting a lot of pressure on himself. “You can’t play 82 games and be the best player out there every night. You’re going to have ups and downs.”

Luv ya, Kimmo.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Kimmo

Top d-man on the team without a shadow of doubt (not to be “Captain Obvious” or anything!)…

A Flyers fan for so long I remember when a Flyers Goalie (Bruce Gamble) had a heart attack DURING a game...and continued playing!

"...bouncing puck in the slot...LOOSE IN FRONT...McDuffy...bouncing PUCK...SCOOOOOOOORE!!!!" - Gene Hart

by DrummerFC on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimmo, make him el Captaino already!

Bob > Bryz

by KT_pucks35 on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No, don't make anyone captain...

…cause they keep getting hurt. Two or three As a game is just fine.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 20, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s like Belgium.

I’ve never heard of a more complicated system of government .

by j reed on Jan 20, 2012 7:07 AM EST up reply actions  

there’s a metaphor for the Euro and European Union in there somewhere but I’m not smart enough to untangle it.

Also, this made me think of Yugoslavia, in that brief period between Tito’s death and its violent dissolution. I would like to make a generalization about how it’s a good thing that Belgium isn’t filled with South Slav hotheads or they’d be at war all the time. But I won’t.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 20, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

DRUNK WITH MASTHEAD RECAP POWER!

RECAP IS UP

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

I need to do that one night.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Sean Couturier and Matt Read for joint Calder Trophy winners!

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  


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