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Is this one of the guys who assaulted Rangers fans at Geno's Steaks?

Fights should probably stay on the ice, huh?

Remember that story we wrote earlier today about the handful of Flyers fans who beat up some Rangers fans in front of Geno's Steaks in South Philly after the Winter Classic? Yeah, well, the story has been on Action News already this evening, and PPD got wind of things too. They're on the lookout for suspects.

On January 2, 2012, at 7:15pm, three unknown males wearing Philadelphia Flyers Jerseys assaulted two males while at Geno's Steaks located at 1200 South 9th Street. The assault began after the Winter Classic hockey event and the male victims were wearing New York Rangers jerseys. During the altercation one of the victims were seriously injured.

We may have found the guy, and it didn't even take any detective work. He posted on the Broad Street Hockey Facebook page and said he did it.

Star-divide

We put all BSH stories up on our Facebook page, obviously, and it was no different earlier today when we wrote about this incident. The post garnered several comments.

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Two of those comments were from a gentleman named Edward Neary.

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According to his Facebook profile, Neary is a 2009 graduate of Father Judge High School. He's also attended the Community College of Philadelphia, his interests are "Money" and "An More Money," and he speaks "Black Speech" and "Brown University." His "favorite athletes" are "Seriously I Will Punch You In The Fucking Face." How lovely.

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We haven't confirmed if Neary really did do this. Maybe he's just, uh... well, I don't know why anybody would say they did this if they didn't do it. We tried to add him on Facebook so we could talk with him, but he's yet to accept the request. We'll let you know if that conversation does indeed happen.

Neary accepted our friend request, but before we were able to contact him, he took it back. That's not before we were able to scour his page and find more information about him, however. We won't post the stuff that's not publicly available on Facebook, though.

UPDATE: He's backtracked a bit on Facebook since this story was published, calling out some friends and saying they did it instead. Also, his side of the story, still via the BSH Facebook comments.

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Neary then dimed out three friends in the comments, saying they were part of the attack and pointing out one man in particular by saying "he started it." Neary also tagged them with links directly back to their Facebook profiles. We originally published that portion of the comments, but out of respect for the three guys who didn't insert themselves into this by choice -- whether they were involved in the assault or not is not up to us to decide -- we've removed it.

UPDATE TWO: He deleted all of the comments above and changed his Facebook picture to one that's not of himself.

We've passed this all on to the Philadelphia Police South Detective Division. They can sort it out. If you know anything else about the assault, you should probably give them a call or pass along a tip as well.

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ah facebook...

what a dumbass

fuck the cowboys

by griffeagles on Jan 4, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

What. An. Idiot.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

If he did it, he’s a moron for admitting it.

If he didn’t, he’s a moron for saying he did…

Did he think people wouldn’t actually report him to the police?

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

Ahahahahah.

I am absolutely in love with society. I can’t wait to see this scumbag’s face when PPD shows up at his door with an arrest warrant.

by OrangeAndBlackk on Jan 4, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

I clicked on his name. The languages he knows are “Black Speech, Brown University.” So he’s racist as well as being stupid?

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

And given his poor sentence-construction skills / lack of a thesaurus / lousy spelling, I highly doubt he actually attends Brown University.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt he even knows where Brown University is located.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dave Brown University

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlie Brown University

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

“all he needed was a little love.”

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, I thought we were gonna make this a lively give and go with various Brown Universities…/sadface

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The Ghost of Jerome Brown University.

Come here and you’ll have “a lot to say.” You’ll “back it up by the way you play.” Guys will “look at you and know what to do.” So “lookout! You’re comin’ on through” our school.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Brown-eye University

by MrDioji on Jan 4, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Lancelot Brown School of Landscaping

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope!

Chuck Testa.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Brownhole University is the only one he may have attended.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

HE ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST HOLY SHIT

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by Travis Hughes on Jan 4, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

This will lead to magnificence.

by OrangeAndBlackk on Jan 4, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Moron.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, this is going to be interesting…

by jewbilee on Jan 4, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

What a maroon. What a nincowpoop.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He deleted me already, I guess he put two and two together. But not before I got even more information on him and passed it along to the lovely lady South Detectives.

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by Travis Hughes on Jan 4, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Trav I think we just got troll’d out the wazzooo.

by blimblam on Jan 4, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s OK; now this dude’s gonna get trolled by the PPD.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I like money. But in all seriousness good job Travis & crew.

I have respect for most sports fans with 2 exceptions: NY Ranger fans who grew up in New Jersey, and Dallas Cowboy fans who can't name the capital of Texas.

by Cherno77 on Jan 4, 2012 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Reminds me of those morons who took to facebook while tearing up Vancouver

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by FlyerGuy18 on Jan 4, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

I hope this is the dirt bag and he gets arrested and punished.

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

Well done guys

I was hoping someone would notice this. If it really was him, which, who else would be stupid enough to go on facebook and brag about something like this? The person who was stupid enough to do it in the first place most likely.

by PhilsForever on Jan 4, 2012 5:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Edward’s recent Facebook post (translated to English):

They started it. The one guy slapped my girl’s ass and licked her tit.

Now, starting to think Edward didn’t actually do it. I was excited, too. :[

by OrangeAndBlackk on Jan 4, 2012 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

bummer

that does seem a bit tongue in cheek.

by PhilsForever on Jan 4, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Or he could be just a moron who thinks people would believe his reasons even if that’s not what really happened.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I call bullshit. No one would date that.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

um, there’s some women out there that probably would. sad, but true.

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by f2yers8 on Jan 4, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Women with no self respect. Women sadden me.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

File this under your general disappointment with humanity.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

People suck.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Except Geoff.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Robots don’t count.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know at least five girls I went to high school with who would pounce right on him.

by OrangeAndBlackk on Jan 4, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

There are plenty of women out there who definitely would (and do).

Same goes for guys and women of questionable character.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Link Please!

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Evidence please!

I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant directly to women of questionable character. Research of course.

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

When I fought a guy in HS he made up some excuse that I was gossiping about his girlfriend which I wasn’t even aware existed. so it looks pretty shifty to me too.

by blimblam on Jan 4, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Because that’s what happens in public all the time.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe in New Orleans.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

On those “Girls Gone Wild” videos.

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by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what drunk young men do/say whenever they’re out looking for a fight.

I’ve witnessed several incidents like these at bars or parties that have started because one or more drunk bros accused someone (who’s almost always outnumbered) of “hitting,” “grabbing,” or “disrespecting” their girl.

This is almost always bullshit. The outnumbered dude usually doesn’t even know the girl existed.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 4, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So he’s a moron who thinks it would have been cool if it HAD been him, but he hasn’t actually got the balls to do it?

That’s even worse, because it’s asinine AND fucking pathetic.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait. He’s claiming that someone in line at Geno’s slapped his girlfriend’s ass and licked her tit? Seriously? I know weird shit happens in line at Geno’s, but that’s significantly stranger than one would normally expect.

by Cackalacky Mike on Jan 5, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

HOLD ON A SEC EVERYONE…….it could be a hoax you never know.

by blimblam on Jan 4, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

No Travis is very reputable.

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I was referring to the Ed character being the prankster. What a jabroni…..

by blimblam on Jan 4, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You keep using that word, Jabroni, and It’s awesome!

No soup for you!

by creamy on Jan 5, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Travis Hughes on Jan 4, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter. This was A&B and if he admitted to it, the cops are going to come a callin’. He’s a dipshit if he lied about it; at the very least he’ll pay a fine if he wastes PPD’s time.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I truly hope that whoever did is apprehended. I didn’t watch the video, wasn’t sure I’d be able to stomach it.

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by f2yers8 on Jan 4, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

He is still commenting on it and right now he’s apparently naming the other people who did it. Huh.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 4, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

Curious.

Not sure if this guy actually did it, if these guys actually did it, if it’s both of them, or if he’s just full of shit. Not really ruling anything out.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 4, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

My fav post of his: “Good luck trying to catch me” lol

by blimblam on Jan 4, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I find it weird he dimed out his friends that quickly. But then again he doesn’t seem all that educated. I just don’t understand people these days, my parents always taught me never video tape or take photos when doing something frowned upon, and never put it in writing.

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by Rrainone on Jan 4, 2012 7:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

there's yer T-Shirt

right there..

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by mightymike D on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The guy on the right kinds looks like Bryz.

Bryz has low self esteem
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by Philly37 on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

*kinda

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

FWIW, Bryz is much better looking.

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by TheMetalChick on Jan 5, 2012 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude

Jackass and his pal Other Jackass Implicated By Original Jackass just changed their profile pictures to this one. Captions and everything.

Seriously. What.

They’ve gotta just be fucking with us at this point.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 5, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

*which isn’t to say that I think it isn’t them, or at least isn’t the original guy, but I don’t even know what they’re doing anymore.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 5, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

weird

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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

This guy’s got two friends named Steven Michael? What are the odds of that?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps not a coincidence, looking at their profile pictures they both look like douche bags to boot. Also, they both list the Boston Bruins as one of their “Favorite Teams.” Strange.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Diversion tactics are in full force. It couldn’t be me, I like the Bruins. Right? Right?

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by chappy35 on Jan 4, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dammit, one of them has Domonic Brown as one of his favorite athletes…

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 4, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude #2 likes John Rocker?

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by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hah! that’s like the fan equivalent of being a “known associate” of BIll Ayers or David Duke.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Evidently YOU did not go to Catholic school. I’m pretty sure my wife has at least three relatives named that.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, my grandfather had three cousins named Robert John. He was also named Robert John. One can only imagine that confusion reigned.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*breatheshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 5:52 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think he’s just trying to be an “Internet Tough Guy.”

Then again, there are people out there who record themselves committing crimes then posting said videos ON THE INTERNET. Judging by his comments, he looks to be stupid enough to do something like that.

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by jello44 on Jan 4, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

Travis, you get a gold star.

Solid fuckin work. You set a beautiful trap. Or something.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jan 4, 2012 6:00 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

THIS

This is the first time, and likely the last time, that I will say on a hockey blog how great the trap was.
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by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the 1-3-1.

1.) He admits it.
3.) He names three of his friends.
1.) One judge throws his ass in jail.

by melancholyculkin on Jan 5, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

haha. and your handle is awesome

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

/Facepalm

So in the end, he either gets to explain to the police why he was stupid enough to jump some Rags fans in a rather noticeable location, or explain to them why he was stupid enough to think he’d earn some sort of bragging rights for trying to take credit. But if he did it for bragging rights, then he certainly shot himself in the foot when he started to play whistleblower.

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 4, 2012 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

My only reaction is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously…how can someone be THIS DUMB????

by Ivan Monteiro Prado on Jan 4, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Have you seen the planet lately?

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by JLS89 on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

touche

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by hintzy64 on Jan 4, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

If you solved this, the police should give you a reward (say, some of their overtime pay) based on you doing their job, Trav.

Also, to note: this dope went to Father Judge. So did my father in law. I don’t particularly like either of them. Coincidence?

by DrMSM on Jan 4, 2012 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

Annnnnnnndddddddd this is why I love the internet. It gives assholes like this a platform to do and say stupid things all the while thinking there are no consequences for said actions. Congratulations bone head, you just won the interwebz. Don’t drop the soup.

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That is all.

by EREX21 on Jan 4, 2012 6:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Ahhhh my phone won’t correct aaaaannnnndddd but it changes soap to soup. Though, if he has to serve soup in the prison kitchen then the point still stands.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Jan 4, 2012 6:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

One of the biggest problems with younger people, who have to a great extent not been taught enough respect for themselves or others/property, etc. That means that nothing is off limits, they don’t understand that the internet is forever, it has consequences when you say and do things.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

As another Judge alumni, yes they really are this dumb lol

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I came out of the Philly Catlick school system too, and it’s strange how it really does breed this certain kind of retard.

by Nooie on Jan 4, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

don’t want to send the scumbag kid to public school, pay for him to go to catholic school and be a scumbag

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

As a fellow Judge alumnus, yes they are.

by mm881102 on Jan 5, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

OT:
Lappy’s beard at the end of the SCF was boss.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

I love it when internet tough guys overplay their hand.

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by Pink Eyes on Jan 4, 2012 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

This guy overplayed “tough guy” into “stupid street thug” when he actually acted on his thoughts—if he if fact did what he says he did.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

if you went to that school, you’d understand that this isn’t an anomaly

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mean enough to fight, dumb enough to brag about it on the internet. Yep, definitely a Flyers fan.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 4, 2012 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

The second sentence wasn’t necessary.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d.

stupidity is widespread.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d Hard.

Once you take the fisting element out, it's not romantic anymore.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just curious I love the Town, does that mean Boston is full of a bunch of ass backwards flat footed dumb fucking mics?

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the brilliant irony of it. There are a ton of terrible Boston fans as well!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 4, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

‘Round these parts we display sarcasm by putting an @ before and after our text. It’s the coding font, but we call it the sarcasm font.

So yours would look like Yep, definitely a Flyers fan.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

see, now that you admit it, I’m not taking what you said as a verbal jab

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

C’mon, everyone knows Philly and Boston are full of jerks

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 4, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

this is very true, but some people (ahem Pens fans) believe that their shit don’t stink

you’re cool though

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, every sports fanbase has at least a couple of these guys. Even out in Northern California where everyone is supposed to be high as a kite.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 4, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey they all have Glaucoma and have the credentials to prove it.

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey wait! How did Northern California get dragged into this? :)

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by Angy on Jan 5, 2012 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Last time I went to a Sharks game, the Oilers fans were about 8x more aggressive than the Sharks fans.

by Eric T. on Jan 5, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

We can be aggressive. Take someone’s gadget away from them and they will get plenty angry around here. :)

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by Angy on Jan 5, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

isn’t that where that drunk lady gave that girl a concussion?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 5, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Waht? It don’t.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We are NOT full of jerks… just look at the local realtors, PLENTY of houses for sale, places for rent!

by VorAbaddon on Jan 4, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In general? Absolutely not.

In the bleachers at Fenway? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

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by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just trying to illustrate that a few small examples don’t represent the whole

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot “drunken” and “small-dicked”.

by Phalange on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, watch it! Flyers fans set up this trap (I guess?) in search of this guy knowing he pretends to be a Flyers fan.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Bob.

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by hintzy64 on Jan 4, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Protip: If you do something that’s against the law, and then brag about it on the internet, people WILL report you to the police. And think you’re an asshole.

If you don’t do something that’s against the law, but brag about it on the internet saying that you did,…

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Shhhhhh!

We don’t want to discourage more idiots from confessing to crimes. We want them to keep thinking “How the fuck did those jagoffs find me?”

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jan 4, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Discourage the idiots? Think you’re giving them too much credit there.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he doesn’t practice criminal law.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You shall for now on be known as DETECTIVE HUGHES in my book

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by archivald on Jan 4, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Seconded!

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by hintzy64 on Jan 4, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Sherlock Hughes….. get a pipe and a cool hat.

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by chrislanci on Jan 5, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Never underestimate the stupidity of stupid people.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like stupid deleted his facebook.

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by Iconious13 on Jan 4, 2012 6:24 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

It was him, then.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah he didn’t delete it, he just deleted the comments and changed his picture. Definitely an admission of guilt.

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by Iconious13 on Jan 4, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Good thing that stuff is all stored on servers. It will be a valuable life lesson for him.

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by DLJr on Jan 4, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

trust me, he aint learning lol

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. He only changed his profile picture. You can still see his Facebook profile page by clicking Travis’s link to his Facebook profile page in the post. Or just click right here. :)

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Lucky for him that facebook doesn’t actually delete that from their servers at all and they LOVE giving stuff to the police!

The cops might not even need a warrant!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 4, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I passed along all the information anyway — his name, the year he graduated high school, the PHONE NUMBER HE LISTED which I could see after he accepted my request, etc.

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by Travis Hughes on Jan 4, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

will you need to go into witness protection? we can give you a fake identity.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Travis Hughes on Jan 4, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s too busy being a lousy mechanic.

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by 49er16 on Jan 4, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I new he was a “great hockey player”

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Those series of commercials will also have you convinced that Scott Nichol is a great hockey player.

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by 49er16 on Jan 4, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That is amazing.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

“yes, that’s interesting about your friends, would you please come down to the station and give a report?”
“sure”
handcuffed

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 4, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Facebook says SVU is one of his favorite shows. The irony continues.

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by Travis Hughes on Jan 4, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

do they do celebrity arrests yet?

only a matter of time…

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Get Benson on this case immediately!

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by 49er16 on Jan 4, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

...


This Benson comes with Odo (far right) ..

.I think that’s the guy who played Odo

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe you’re correct.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

so it’s a proxy Sisko and Odo. Although I think Benson is more Jordie than Hawk from Spencer from Hire (avery brooks was the ultimate bad ass in that show)

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

As I recall he was, but haven’t seen it in decades. Didn’t they do a TV movie with Spencer a few years back and use someone else in the Hawk role? Seem to recall that, and the guy wasn’t good.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember the movie but just the plot and at that it’s vague. Rich white college kids raped or murdered someone from the “wrong side of the tracks” type of scenario. Something like that. It invovled the Boston elite is what I remember the most.
But I loved that show and Hawk was a big part of it.

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

wait, the movie I saw had Robert Urich in it and he’s been dead for quite awhile. so I believe we’re thinking of different movies.

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 3:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Correct. Rene Aberjenois (spelling?) Something like that. I think he teaches now.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

René Murat Auberjonois. He was Father Mulcahy in the original M*A*S*H movie.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Played a good role as the pastor in The Patriot.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He was also the voice of Louis the Chef in The Little Mermaid

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You know obscure actors as well. Wow.

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by f2yers8 on Jan 4, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he also Odo on Deep Space Nine? That name sounds familiar.

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by hintzy64 on Jan 4, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, he was Odo on DS9 (and also directed eight episodes), as well as being Clayton Endicott III on Benson, Paul Lewiston on Boston Legal, the narrator of Xiaolin Showdown, Dr. Strangesnork on The Snorks, and an uncredited role on Saturday Night Live.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

If I interpreted Wiki correctly, he is the great-great-great-grandnephew of Napoleon Bonaparte.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

out of curiousity, did you get to see if he made any statuses about it?

by captj on Jan 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If it really was him, then he’s an idiot for confessing.

If it wasn’t, he’s still an idiot because making false statements to the police is also a crime.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 6:26 PM EST reply actions  

Uhhh. What?

I don’t doubt the police will give the guy a phone call, hell, maybe even send a car over if they’re bored. But his admission on facebook carries the weight of a bar brag.

by BannedStreetBully on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Admissions on Facebook definitely carried more than a bar brag for the people who rioted in Vancouver after the cup final. He may or may not actually be the one who did it, but given the amount of stuff Travis sent them, they’ll at least be taking a look.

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 4, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree. I’m just saying they’re not going to arrest him as soon as they find him.

by BannedStreetBully on Jan 4, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

....

these are Philly cops

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s the mercenary division.

actually i have no idea where that came from.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The Elian Gonzales case, where he was picked up at sea after his mother died trying to illegally immigrate to the country. His aunt and uncle in Miami wound up with him, and he was deported back to his father in Cuba.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

so i picked something that has meaning. i’m always just .gif dumpster diving. unintentional misappropriation.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m one of the few that can recognize that picture off-hand. It was years ago (during the Clinton administration), and since I was in Florida at the time, it was a huge ruckus down here.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

in that context it’s pretty scary. i figured it was from a movie.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually I caught it as well. Philly PD guys wear black suits under their body armor, FYI.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

clearly i need to be more diligent in my .gif selection

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it was still well played. But it’s hard to find anything to really ridicule in a post as altruistic as this … so we nitpick instead.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the two bronzes that make me cringe

in Philly’s otherwise excellent tradition of public sculpture

/hoping philly would have gotten Richard Serra’s Tilted Arc before it was cut into pieces : [ ’d

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

hey it’s almost like the finish of the Rupp salute. Not quite but…

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 5, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember that shortly after Rizzo died I wanted to commission someone to do a needlepoint portrait of him, then send in to whoever organized the National AIDS Quilt, just to see if I could start a rumor. I imagine that would have pissed off a lot of people.

by mtitanic on Jan 5, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you just birthed a genre
commission someone to do a needlepoint portrait of him [Rizzo], then send in to whoever organized the National AIDS Quilt

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by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 3:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I am definitely old enough to remember what the Philly Highway Patrol was like under Rizzo … the HP guys scared the shit out of me. Even though two of them were my Boy Scout leaders.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 6:45 AM EST up reply actions  

It was huge everywhere.

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by Angy on Jan 5, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Everywhere for the 2 days the media was getting ratings from it. After, not so much.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 5, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Um nope. Maybe where you were at. But I recall reading about it for quite some time.

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by Angy on Jan 5, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Southpark included it in an episode the very next day

by Prometheus74 on Jan 5, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I know about this case and it was used in South Park, which was cool!

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by UKFlyer on Jan 5, 2012 5:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember when this happened… but I don’t remember the picture.

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by JLS89 on Jan 5, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

They’ll fine them, though. Interfering with an investigation and false reports are a waste of everyone’s time. Hope it’s hefty, too. Philly needs the $$$.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t agree. It feels like a bad joke. I’ve seen plenty of bad jokes in my time. I’d put 5 bucks down that this is the case here.

by BannedStreetBully on Jan 4, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I can. I’m related to cops.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, you get fined if your alarm goes off accidentally and the cops show up FFS. It’s only like $150 but that’s not nothing.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I meant. It’s not necessarily an arrest-worthy crime (though it can be depending on the severity of the false statement) but it’s still fine-worthy at least.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, especially since they beat up an off-duty cop, they’ll take this pretty seriously.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

So the prospect of this guy getting arrested and it being because of BSH is better than anything that did or could have happened on the ice this weekend.

Kreider, can you design a “BSH Citizen Justice” t-shirt?

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

BSH: CSI

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by 49er16 on Jan 4, 2012 6:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

...

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess you could say

(Puts on sunglasses)

that guy has ran out of friends.

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by 49er16 on Jan 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The bad acting ginger ruined that song for me, btw.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s still my favorite song, but I can’t watch CSI Miami without LOLing.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite song too! ever.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not quite my favorite song ever, but it’s my favorite Who song.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

T-Shirt Ideas!

This is awesome!

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

and Travis can replace the Rocky statute. Instead of arms in the air he’ll be in a basement typing.

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/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome, awesome, awesome. Well done, Travis.

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by Daym4n on Jan 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

Now our eyes turn to JasonB at BleedingGreenNation to crack the cold 1968 case of the knuckleheads who threw snowballs at that crappy Sandy Claws at Franklin Field, and our long national fan nightmare in Philadelphia will be over.

wtg Travis. This is like bloggy revenge of the nerd catnip.

by Wet Luzinski on Jan 5, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter Santa's not pressing charges

Story from Santa himself

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by sports00fan00 on Jan 9, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You missed the screen shot with Casey McQuillan; I believe he was the one credited with stomping the dudes at the end, or some such thing. He also commented that it was a joke. Either way, guilty or not, he just set himself and his friends up for a fun day.

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by DLJr on Jan 4, 2012 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

One of the other ones John Baranosky commented too. Even though his comment made zero sense. " Lol it was assault riffle abdul"

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by Iconious13 on Jan 4, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Travis has him in the screen shot.

Either way, he made his life far worse. It seems like a joke and not them, but yeah, it’s definitely not going to be fun trying to prove that after admitting to it.

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by DLJr on Jan 4, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

greetings from Hawks-type person..

this is for you guys

because nothing says “Good Job” like a grown man in a diaper giving the thumbs up. Nothing!

srsly: great work, hope it’s him. and see you on Thursday!

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by mightymike D on Jan 4, 2012 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

has to be the same guy
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by sports00fan00 on Jan 9, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

This is amazing. Awesome job!

And can’t wait to see you guys tomorrow!

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by justforkicks on Jan 4, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

This is a not a bad idea. Not sure how to organize it either.

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by KreiderDesigns on Jan 4, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

bat call for DragonGirl

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by Travis Hughes on Jan 4, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL, now I get signaled just to organize things? It’s okay, I’m willing to do it.

We’ve (as in Travis has) collected funds twice that I can recall; once using Paypal, and the other using EventBrite. So it’s not completely foreign territory, at least.

I can put up a FanPost with a poll to see if people would be willing to contribute if we set it up. But even without waiting on a poll, setting it up fast enough to get purchased & autographed jerseys in their hands isn’t going to happen within a couple of days, there’s definitely some lead time there in just letting the money accumulate before proceeding with the other steps. So we either have to reach out (likely through a 3rd party of some sort) and make contact now with the intention that the end product will be given to them later; or do something much less expensive if we want to physically give them something really really soon.

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 4, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I really gotta design an official DG signal.

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by KreiderDesigns on Jan 4, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently, Chem’s version may not cover all situations….

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

so you know the bat signal thing has been tgp meme for a couple of years which isn’t saying much, it’s a rather iconic meme. I imagine it’s been used quite a bit. I was thinking if you gonna t-shirt it or something. The intrawebs are weird about shit. I’ve seen people who are like academics about intellectual rights and people who could give a shit less.
Speaking of t-shirts I put an order in 3 days before the new year and still haven’t received it yet.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going to say that I don’t mind organizing it either, but DG beat me to it!

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by JLS89 on Jan 4, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I could use help, because I don’t have a ton of ideas offhand. I’m putting the FanPost up in a minute, but it’s mostly a request for suggestions.

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I just posted in the FanPost… and I’ll think about ideas at work today. Also, maybe we can email the ideas so we don’t clog up the boards?!

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by JLS89 on Jan 5, 2012 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Joe and Nick ( also of Rangers Tribune) have been credentialed. Dunno about player access, but I’d reach out to them.

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by George E. Ays on Jan 4, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 4, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

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by JLS89 on Jan 5, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

We all need to rec this. Travis deserves it, jackcampbell got a ton of rec’s for his flyers suck post. This article was actually worth the read. jackcampbells was way more funny, but this one hopefully gets this turd arrested soon.

by midwestflyers on Jan 4, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Hey JackCampbell is a legend.

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by MJDII on Jan 4, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Jack Campbell SUCKS!!!

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

What a f**king moron!!!!

The stupidity in this world still continues to amaze me.

I won’t call him a kid because he is over 18 and graduated from high school 2 years ago, but he just ruined his life.

If this is the guy, does realize this will show up on a background check and he most likely will be expelled from the community college of Philadelphia?

Way to ruin your life!

by 726 Forever on Jan 4, 2012 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

You can be expelled from CCP?

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by JpH89 on Jan 4, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Who knows?

I wish him luck trying to get a job or go to another school.

by 726 Forever on Jan 4, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

looooooooooooool at this guy

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by Chase W on Jan 4, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

NARKS!!!!

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by JpH89 on Jan 4, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

You just should have been like JoPa, “I saw nothing”

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I hear nothing.
I see nothing.
I know nothing!

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by jello44 on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well fookin’ done Travis.

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by Bald Pollack on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Broad Street Hockey – “We get shit done.”

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Not that it really matters, as we’re all human beings, but:

During the altercation, one Rangers fan was seriously hurt, police said. That fan is a police officer in Woodbridge, N.J.

according to WTXF

off-duty cops have bad luck at philly sporting events…

by Steve J on Jan 4, 2012 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

Well done BSH!

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by idunno723 on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

Good news

It appears the guy who was taken to the hospital (presumably the off duty cop in the Callahan jersey who was knocked out) has been released.

Very good to hear.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

I missed the part where the guy in the Callahan jersey was an off duty cop. Bravo sirs that started the brawl, bravo.

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by Steckel Me Elmo on Jan 4, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that I read it again, the guy in the Callahan jersey who was knocked out is never specifically mentioned as the off duty cop, but I think it is pretty safe to infer that it is him considering the township spokesman labelled the off duty cop as someone who took a “severe beating.” And the guy in the Callahan jersey getting knocked out presumably is a “severe beating.”

Either way, an off duty cop took a “severe beating” at the hands of these idiots.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he more of a person because he’s a cop?

by BannedStreetBully on Jan 4, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but the rules are just different when you attack a cop. That’s just how it is.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed which is why this could get much more serious in a hurry.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but it never looks good when one attacks an off duty cop.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oddly not as big of a deal when one gets attacked by an off duty cop.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah the rules suddenly change, don’t they?

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

They sure do.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is why I don’t really give a crap that he’s a cop.

by BannedStreetBully on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, now I see where you were going.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

if the rules for self-defense change because he’s a cop, then he should be treated differently

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 5, 2012 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

This should be a familiar concept to hockey fans.

by Eric T. on Jan 4, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

(going for the “everyone thinks certain teams get off-duty-cop treatment” joke there, not making some comment about hockey fans and violence)

by Eric T. on Jan 4, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you were saying that more refs should be jumped in the parking lot.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but there should actually be some referees in the parking lot.

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by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

I don’t post on here often but I felt like I should say GREAT JOB! People like this just need to be in jail, there’s no other way they’ll learn.

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by ilovemilk on Jan 4, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

ed’s in need of a nice warm jail cell

by fitzy first on Jan 4, 2012 7:54 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Warm? You’re far too generous.

Once you take the fisting element out, it's not romantic anymore.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He’d get put in solitary for punching a guard after he claims he “tried to lick his tit.”

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously. How cold was it? She had her tits out? Not buying that defense.

Please, call me F&B.

by Rob Parker on Jan 4, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely this. Saw that and thought, WTF?

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at the game. I wore the following and was FREEZING:

  • Thermal underwear (shirt and pants)
  • Thick socks
  • Doc Martens boots
  • Green Wrangler denim jeans
  • Flannel Western shirt
  • Thick gloves
  • Scarf
  • Flyers snow hat which covered my ears
  • Heavy winter coat

If this girl was anywhere outside on Monday, her breasts were not accessible.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So you’re saying it was a titty bit nipply?

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed it was.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

someone needs to turn the hooter up!

A Flyers fan in Pittsburgh and doing my part to make them uncomfortable.

by Daniel Ramirez on Jan 5, 2012 10:52 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I think trying to understand or remotely believe anything that guy says requires a suspension of disbelief like you’re watching a Spielburg movie.

by Caerid11 on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s no way this jerk’s GF looks this attractive.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking he could cuddle up with ‘big curly’, the local inmate a** rapist… hypothetically speaking

by fitzy first on Jan 4, 2012 8:00 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

well it’s not like we’re leaving a trail right back to Travis or anything. hopefully this guy doesn’t have a smart relative with sociopathic tendencies.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

this guys smartest relatives

are in the Zoo, throwing faeces at each other..

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by mightymike D on Jan 4, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

if I turning someone in, I want my name out of it as much as possible.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Relax, Travis has balls. He started this blog, after all.

by BannedStreetBully on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And he stands up for himself when the media attacks him

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by JLS89 on Jan 4, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Panaccio says otherwise.

by BannedStreetBully on Jan 4, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You speak with Tim regularly?

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not nervous.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy have a Giroux jersey?

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by Giroux is God on Jan 4, 2012 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Unfortunately, yes.

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Great job BSH!! I hope that this guy is arrested and gets what he deserves.

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by JLS89 on Jan 4, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

In other news the Bruins are pretty scary. This NBC thing is great. Hockey 2 nights in a row.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

New Jersey is taking it to them. Which is good, because I think Jersey is one of those teams that could take them in a 7 game series

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by CoburnsCuddleBuddy on Jan 4, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah if this is our year which I doubt, other teams will have to do the dirty work for us.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that turned around quickly.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jan 4, 2012 10:32 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

oh yeah it did. more evidence that the Flyers shouldn’t do anything stupid and make an ill-advised trade which won’t improve our chances enough to take the Bruins in 7.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

which of course means they’re gonna do it.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I currently go to Father Judge and I have to say that I am disappointed. I actually know the kid thats on the right in the picture, but I have no idea who Edward Neary is

by Mbenzii on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

OT

But Tortorella says

“I tainted Classic with my mouth”

OMG. TWSS.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

And it only cost him $ 30,000. Money that would have been better spent helping out that kid and his family.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what he got fined? Marvelous. You win, complain about horrible reffing and get that. Nice.

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by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s a lot more than people were thinking he would get. Probably because Bettman don’t like no one talking shit about his spectacular spectacular. (the fine amount being tossed around was $2k)

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. According to the idiot’s profile page, I graduated high school a year before him.

My peers depress me more and more every day.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

You may only be a year older, but you are about a million times smarter and ten million times more mature than this doofus.

/understatement

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Chem, you’ll realize as you venture into the world, that you really never leave high school.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

truth

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I already know this. It doesn’t make me any happier.

For example, watched part of The Bachelor the other night and some of the women were cattier than my high school classmates ever were.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

the other truth is that the the truth usually doesn’t set you free.

that’s why rationality is overrated.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

but what is real?

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by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this just fantasy?

by VorAbaddon on Jan 4, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i did not start that song.

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by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You’d didn’t start the fire?

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

is that a Joel ref? Me thinks it is. Awesome.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh oh oh…Buddy Holly, “Ben Hur,” space monkey, mafia…

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s apparently a bunch of things now named Space Monkey Mafia after the lyrics to this song. Hilarious.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

as far as language poetry goes, the lyrics aint that bad.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Joel wrote some decent lyrics in his day.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Leningrad is still one of my favorite songs

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here, love that one.

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by hintzy64 on Jan 4, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

piano man should be burned. that song is dreadful

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Summer, Highland Falls

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, Vienna

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song), Goodnight Saigon, The Longest Time, No Man’s Land…

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Only the Good Die Young makes me chuckle

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

As he gets older and older, yes.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

New York State of Mind

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate that song. The Yankees play it all. the. time. and after every WS win in 2009.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

NY State of Mind? Didn’t know, not big into baseball, though I was a Yanks fan for a few years in high school, was a Mattingly fan.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Then you should like Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I do. Except where the military goes and picks the Yankees up and saves them. Let those muthereffers drown. ;-)

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It was like, your so not Tom Waits.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Waits’ stuff, but I have to tell you, I hate his voice.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Sound wise Waits isn’t always not my cup of tea but he is a far superior artist than Joel. He’s like the Thomas Pynchon of music.
My favorite songs are off of Franks Wild Years.
Temptation . this video is a montage of Tom Metzker’s b&w photos. Seriously, worth the look.
Hang on St. Christopher (Pronger)/Jack Campbell’d

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

jreed, you’re much more advanced artistically than I. Sometimes I just like some lousy 80’s pop so I can rest my brain. It’s my version of brain candy since I avoid reality TV at all costs and sports are sooooo stressful here in Philly, lol.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

well, I’m giving you beligian chocolates and

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I was digging beligian. Sounded more exotic.

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Whadda about
Hang on St. Christopher (Pronger)?

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a good tune. Needs more elbows for Prongs. LOL

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by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

There is absolutely nothing wrong with using bad 80’s music as brain candy; it’s my favorite genre for that purpose.

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 4, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

my particular favorite is golden earring’s Twilight Zone

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

My son makes me play “She Blinded Me with Science” over and over again.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I love Dolby. Made a big splash and then faded from the public eye but went on to do some interesting work. The Flat Earth is a wonderful, well crafted pop album. This song just make you feel good.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

this was ’84 I think. way ahead of his time.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

We share a brain.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

YES!

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Still Rock n Roll to me

definitely my favorite.

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by f2yers8 on Jan 4, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Stiletto and Rosalinda’s Eyes were good.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Honesty is an underrated Joel song

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a drinking song, it works when you’re six shades of fucked up.

by VorAbaddon on Jan 4, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

No, we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

So like stupidity it burns on and on and on and on?

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Genghis Tron of course.
Putting an end to that effing other song.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Queen. Am I out of the club, now? ;-(

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i love Queen

but am not in the mood to start up that song right now.
maybe check on me later in the NM gamethread, providing i drink some Chardonnay and the Canucks whip the Wild…..

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by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m already drinking my red right now. It’s 9:30 here. And jreed, it ain’t box wine.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

a good trick is to swap the box wine and the good wine before a party. everyone goes for what looks like the good stuff and you get to drink the apparent swill from the box.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

no I like Queen, and Freddy Mercury is an important artist for several reasons , but that song is art rock gone bad.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I also love Queen. You just get better all the time, don’t you?

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by hintzy64 on Jan 4, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

try to take the heat off yourself i see

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

or he’s networking

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

daggers in my eyes

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

whoops I forgot your a Canucks fan. wasn’t meant in a malicious way.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

not a problem

barely even noticed that you were talking to me.
i was just trying to continue the Matrix flow.

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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST

by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Part of your signature

almost matches one of our memes! lol

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 4, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i am becoming such a blog whore……

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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST

by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Fewer diseases come with the territory?

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure how to respond to that

i’m going to say “depends on the territory”

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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST

by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you never know what will happen on a Habs blog.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

for us

it’s more like the Flames or Oilers.

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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST

by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I just assumed everyone hated the Habs. I know I do.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i don’t have a big hate-on for them.
i’m much more concerned about the Flames, Hawks, Ducks and Wings.

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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST

by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

plus

we only see the Habs twice a year.

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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST

by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s enough for me. ;-)

Obviously, I hate the Pens, Rags, and Debbie more…but there’s always room for those dudes who like to burn cars when they win one playoff round.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The islansders are our oilers, i’d think

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

theoretically endless I suppose.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah that’s why I went with Genghis Tron. Same theme, worse movie but ultra cool looking. I still chase shiny sparkly bobbles.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!”

I found myself saying that often during the 2008-09 season.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Whereas,

"WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT ALBERTS?!"

….not so much.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Happened a few times.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

He had a nice goal once or twice.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why we need stats, because I know I never said it.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that shit is scripted, despite what they would have you believe.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

possibly one of the more depressing truths of life.

It's a new season, and I'm damned excited! ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. People never write back to you…

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

?

It's a new season, and I'm damned excited! ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 4, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m now assuming you haven’t checked your Faithful email since the New Year…

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL. So sorry. I don’t check it a lot as I have very few emails on that account. thanks.

It's a new season, and I'm damned excited! ecnewman on flyersfaithful.com

by f2yers8 on Jan 4, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

crazy.

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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST

by missy on Jan 4, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

bsh : we know alll your secrets

Beets,Bears,Battlestar Galactica.
MICHAEL!

Political Correctness - the belief that one can pick up a turd by the clean end.

by reaper1221 on Jan 4, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Fucking awesome shit!

The Stupid Shall be punished, and Carcillo too!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

BTW

The stupid I am referring two are the assualters not the guys getting hit!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 4, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

jeez!

glad i’m not a member of your family…

support your hawks, nail other dirty players to the cross.

skeletons don't like closets.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 5, 2012 4:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Blind loyalty is simply another form of blind stupidity. Dirty is dirty.

Maxime Talbot - in the Orange and Black ... better than chocolate and peanut butter!

by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 6:49 AM EST up reply actions  

what does carcillo have to do with this topic anyways?

no point in beating a dead horse.

skeletons don't like closets.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 5, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

what an idiot

Yeah I was pissed after the winter classic too, but it is fans like this that give the rest of us a bad name.

~D.M. Vasso

by dmvasso on Jan 4, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

OT: What is the shenanigans with HBO moving the last 24/7 to Thursday?

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Too much footage to pair down is what I read.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Surprising, as fast as they got all the other ones done, the last game was Monday.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know. Supposedly, the league gets last look before it airs. Maybe that has something to do with it.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

GDit, “pare” down. Idiot is me.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Just Found this on NBC's Website

It was posted about 30 minutes ago…

“Philadelphia Police say one of the victims alerted them about the fight but cops were unaware video of the incident was posted online until NBC Philadelphia gave them the heads up.”

Taking credit where it’s not due NBC?

Not sure how to post links but here’s the article:

by eparico72 on Jan 4, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Or not…trying to post the link but I’m not too successful here…

by eparico72 on Jan 4, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Just copy and paste it if you don’t know how to use URL mode.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured it out, I read the directions :)

by eparico72 on Jan 4, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Woohoo.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Next time please select “Open in a new tab” so it doesn’t screw up where you were when reading comments. Thanks.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought I did…doh! Sorry folks!

by eparico72 on Jan 4, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No problem. Just don’t let it happen again. ;)

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah…forgetting to click “open in a new tab” is my endearing schtick.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL. It’s been a long few days for me, I think I’ve had a total of about 6 hours of sleep since Monday. I mean, it’s not that hard to tick that little box that says “open in a new page” but somehow I missed it…

by eparico72 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

To avoid aneurysms and pending full head assplosions

Do not read the Facebook comments. It is a an unproven scientific fact stupidity can be spread and IQ points lost, when passively exposed to complete morons in sufficient amounts.

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 4, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure what you mean?

by eparico72 on Jan 4, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Some of the comments on th FB portion after the Article

Are ridiculous in their stupidity
“The Rangers fans deserved” for example

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 4, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I am really hoping he was going for a meta-joke there.

by Eric T. on Jan 4, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I’m just real tired right now. Sleep deprivation does wonderful things for the mind.

by eparico72 on Jan 4, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell is a meta-joke? This might even be too much nerd for me.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, ‘meta’ was the wrong word. Or prefix. Or whatever.

I was hoping he was playing along, pretending that he had read the comments and now couldn’t understand what Tmff meant. Because that would’ve been awesome.

by Eric T. on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Click the Link button (between the quotes and pic of the tree) then copy and paste the link in to the box provided, click “Open in a new window” and Submit . Once the html pops up write a title for the link on between the > and < in the end of the phrase seen here—new">

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

NICE JOB

It’s good to see that we hockey fans are policing our own. Get these knuckleheads off the street.

by Bummer161 on Jan 4, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Good deal. Hope that idiot is being legit and confessing. If he did indeed beat a cop.. hes so beyond screwed, its not even funny. Keep BSB posted guys, ok?

R.I.P Derek

Rangers FTW!

by BleedsRangerBlue on Jan 4, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

lol

Laying out an off duty cop and then bragging about it online.

A winner is him.

Nice work Travis.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Jan 4, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Nice work Travis

I’m hopeful that any efforts here by BSH that lead to the apprehension of these punks and any outreach of sympathy & support to the victims can be publicly chronicled, perhaps even earning at least some mention on 24/7. I’d like to see Philly fans step up and counter the bad press we get as being so deplorable. Pay it forward.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

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by Justin F. on Jan 4, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

In the middle of this “fan” violence ugliness Travis’s work reminds all of what’s most important, which is that the Rangers suck. Let’s not lose sight of that.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

I wish they did. Maybe they do, statistically. Dunno. For a while they looked like an illusion, but that was a month ago.

by j reed on Jan 4, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This Rangers team is more complete than last year’s. But that is my totally biased, semi drunk opinion

R.I.P Derek

Rangers FTW!

by BleedsRangerBlue on Jan 4, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They are solid for sure

I will be at MSG (I hope) next month when they take on the Hawks. Should be a good game.

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 4, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

solid is the word. best team they’ve had in awhile. which is why they suck.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

xD

R.I.P Derek

Rangers FTW!

by BleedsRangerBlue on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe Todd said that looking at Corsi/ Fenwick the Rags started the season lucky, and have only gotten better from there.

by mtitanic on Jan 4, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah, good job Travis!

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
"I think there is virtue in pissing off idiots." - Fehr and Balanced

by hintzy64 on Jan 4, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . .LOL. Really hope it was this guy. How dumb can one person possibly be?

by SkookFlyerfan on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

ever see World’s Dumbest (drivers, criminals, etc) on TruTv? the capability of stupidity of a person should never be in doubt after watching that lol

R.I.P Derek

Rangers FTW!

by BleedsRangerBlue on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever read about the Darwin Awards? If this turns out to be true, this guy should totally win one.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lol yup

R.I.P Derek

Rangers FTW!

by BleedsRangerBlue on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically, Darwin Awards

are only “awarded” to assmonkey’s whose stupidity results in their own death.

by Chief O'Flyers on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Even if it wasn’t, holy hell, lock this guy up because he’s definitely bound to do something so profoundly stupid as to cause serious injury to another human being.

by Caerid11 on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my friends always says stupidity should be painful. Can never agree more.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to commend you guys for whatever efforts you put towards exposing this dumbshittery. There’s no place for people like that in life in general, let alone as a sports fan.

Funniest part of the article?

An off-duty New Jersey police officer and his son, both New York Rangers fans, were beaten Monday outside Philadelphia cheesesteak shop Geno’s by a group of men wearing Philadelphia Flyers jerseys.

Yeah, he’s going to get some royal treatment. Nice job folks, you did your city and team proud today.

by Caerid11 on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Also, anybody reading this who’s registered should REC this. It deserves it.

by Caerid11 on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Kudos galore from LBC. Tremendous, Travis.

Litter Box Cats - Your tarp-free Florida Panthers Colossus

by Donny Rivette on Jan 4, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

Btw, nice work for getting this exposure. I think i forgot that earlier

R.I.P Derek

Rangers FTW!

by BleedsRangerBlue on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

It never ends

One of the guys who was seemingly implicated by our good pal Edward had this to say on the original Facebook post:

What a group of guys.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Totally off-topic

But this is funny as hell.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

It’s sad, really. At least half of those are almost definitely fake and yet I still laugh at all of them.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s like a madlib

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

joseph mother ducker hahahaha

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

did you notice #18 was “travis”? probably the funniest one.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If only Linkin Park were Kinky Fuck

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we all know what to take out of this.
Next time you proclaim a crime that you’ve committed, do it on MySpace.

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Friendster,

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

BSH-You can’t run, you can’t hide

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

I hope all of them are rounded up.

Some guy at PSU Hershey Med Center just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines".

by Ben16 on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

I have a tough time believing any of those guys did it, but regardless, they should get nice beating in the public square. If nothing else it does not hurt to rid of the world of tainted gene pools. I’d actually be curious to know how much alcohol is to blame for violence like this—I imagine the majority of these incidences would not happen “but for” alcohol consumption.

Working at a firm last summer I met a guy who killed someone in a bar fight. Guys get those beer muscles and the inability to make rational judgments and it is no joke. I’ve also been interested in sentencing reform in regards to violent crimes vs. nonviolent, but I doubt any politicians will step up in that regard—that’s off topic, anyway.

by J. Wil on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Wow great work Travis and the rest of BSH

I guess the majority of flyers fans aren’t so bad after all.

Is hockey hard? "I don't know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentration of a brain surgeon. But we need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface while 5 other guys use clubs to try and kill us, oh yeah did I mention that this whole time we're standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick? Is ice hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. Next question."
-Brendan Shanahan

by RichieToGabbySCORE on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

The ones who do stupid stuff don’t deserve to be called Flyers fans.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, we’re pretty terrible.

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s true

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 5, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

You might be terrible but I’m turrible.

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

And accepted Travis’ friend request.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

by mikefive on Jan 5, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha, awesome.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
"I think there is virtue in pissing off idiots." - Fehr and Balanced

by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel like the tag line needs to be changed.

‎"I'm terrible" - Ilya Bryzgalov

by JpH89 on Jan 5, 2012 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

This.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 5, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Broad Street Hockey – We can neither confirm nor deny that we located Osama bin Laden

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 5, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

“Covering the Philadelphia Flyers/Professional narks”

‎"I'm terrible" - Ilya Bryzgalov

by JpH89 on Jan 5, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

Great job, Travis! This is ridiculously awesome work.

by Cackalacky Mike on Jan 5, 2012 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

This. Is. Fabulous.

by pf289 on Jan 5, 2012 1:06 AM EST reply actions  

Okay I’m late to the party (I actually think no one wanted an older – not old – person here) – but wow! Well done BSH!

And this is why I don’t have FB or Twitter and keep all my stupid comments on SBN. :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jan 5, 2012 1:18 AM EST reply actions  

even if this kid didnt do it (i think he wants attention), at least a troll has been fed and has potentially learned a lesson to deter future trolling.

by Ronning on Jan 5, 2012 1:30 AM EST via Android app reply actions  

You’re cool being an internet tough guy till a large portion of the internet starts paying attention? Sounds about right.

G, the second coming of Foppa.
Embrace the Jagr.*

by JerseyDriver on Jan 5, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Makes me absolutely hate what the internet has become. Such a great utility and yet people use it in such a negative way.

I have long since lost faith in humanity.

by Ronning on Jan 5, 2012 1:47 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

SMFH. Unfortunately I know this asshole’s family and the fact that he would even try and say he did this (I highly doubt he did) isn’t the least bit surprising.

by mm881102 on Jan 5, 2012 1:42 AM EST reply actions  

Disgusting article. So some Philly fans help catch a bad egg, and then the comments are about how bad Philadelphia fans are? Excuse me, did they even read the article?

I hate the perception of this city. Any sports story in another city like this, they wouldn’t be insulting the fans. Probably be talking about limiting alcohol. But when it happens here, it’s somehow a reflection of the entire city and the population.

It's in his wheelhouse!!
Carlos Ruiz, My Nickname is Chooch.

by Dr. Steve on Jan 5, 2012 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, you aren’t kidding.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
"I think there is virtue in pissing off idiots." - Fehr and Balanced

by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

That shit doesn’t bother me. I have no control over it.

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, ignorance is everywhere. If that’s what people want to believe, we aren’t going to change their minds.

"I wouldn’t run if there was a fire. I wouldn’t run anywhere. I hate running." - O. Munn

by doubleh on Jan 5, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

your more punk fuckin’ rock than you know.

you need to know the name of the album “Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will” and have to read the first comment to get the ref.

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what’s most amazing about that article? The man himself comments in the article’s facebook comment feed…

Simon Gagne AND Mike Richards may move between towns, wear new jerseys and call different arenas home but, at the end of the day, they will both always be Philadelphia Flyers.

One day Sean Couturier will win the Conn Smythe. You heard it here first.

by PursuitOfLappyness on Jan 5, 2012 4:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Does he really? Gonna go look for it…

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
"I think there is virtue in pissing off idiots." - Fehr and Balanced

by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow. Just goes to show – there are WIP-listener-types all over the country. The comments really are the most baseless crapola.

Look kiddies, I have been attending hockey games in Philly for decades. And for the first several of those decades, I have been wearing THE OTHER TEAM’S JERSEY. I proudly wore my Pens jersey to plenty of games over the years, AND went to Geno’s afterwards (among other places). I’m not 7 feet tall either – so if people were gonna pick a fight, its not like some cop would be less intimidating. Not once, NOT FUCKING ONCE, was I ever physically even touched. Yelled at, sure, but once you gave it back a bit the grins all came out. Sneered at, of course – and I say if you find a team whose fans don’t do that, that team doesn’t actually have ‘fans’. But not once is literally hundreds of occassions was I physically intimidated, assaulted, or even made uncomfortable. For those few fans who have gone to Philly sporting events and been treated poorly, I am definitely sorry and wish that the responsible parties could be hung by their toenails from Billy Penn’s outstretched arm. But for the rest of the country – most of whom have never set foot in Philadelphia – to give us such a bad rap is simply unconscionable. The degree of media-fueled hatred and disdain for Philadelphia fans is reaching levels of absurdity. Spend 10 seconds on Google searching for ‘hockey fan assaulted’, and aside from THIS story Philly doesn’t appear in the top 40 or so links. San Jose does, eternal Philly-hater Mike MIlbury sure does, Toronto, UM and BU, even Russian KHL teams … no Philly.

Give it a rest, until you bring me evidence to contradict my years of direct experience.

That said, I am definitely contributing to the fund for these two as suggested by DG when you guys get it up. One act of disgusting behavior merely reinforces the stereotype of Philly as (to paraphrase) dirty, brutish, and simple.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 7:09 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

to who ever made the picture “money and more money” great call lol.

Some dude responds, “you don’t get when you’re being laughed at, do you?”
Our friend the resident genius responds back, “Not a big deal I have no clue who u r.”

This guy has no idea the amount of trouble he is in, does he?

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Blockquote fail.

The first block should be a blockquote. Just pretend there is no block for the second one.

Fail.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

nice job exposing these sucker punchers!

no one can fight one on one anymore, except in the NHL and UFC.

btw, you can’t really brag about knocking someone out when you sucker punch them. it makes you look like a twat.

skeletons don't like closets.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 5, 2012 4:23 AM EST reply actions  

I wish I was good at photoshop…because if I was I would take a picture of the Dos Equis guy, put this assholes face on there with a quote that says:

“I don’t always commit crimes, but when I do, I brag about them on facebook.”

I wish I had talent.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Jan 5, 2012 8:22 AM EST reply actions  

Sounds like a Jagrmesiter or Coors light guy.

Talbot 5 Nodl 0 11/7/2011

by chrislanci on Jan 5, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s not a bad idea. Hmm.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Calling Chem…….

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Bravo!

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by MikeL-Pivonka on Jan 5, 2012 10:04 AM EST reply actions  

So these douchelords beat up a cop, father and veteran. How much lower can you go? Perhaps we’ll find out that Auricchio does extensive charity work in his spare time while Neary and his gang of fellow dipshits like to drown puppies in the river.

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 5, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

THIS!

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah; no one deserves to get sucker punched and beaten like that. I just think it’s awful that these scumbags beat up someone who sounds like a decent man.

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 5, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah – it’s almost de rigueur for engineers to get beat up once in a while … :)

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This. Simply this.

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 5, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Reply fail

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 5, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the guys Edward Neary names, Steven Michael McCloskey, responds


h/t Crossing Broad*

*It pains me to give this schmuck credit, but he did find this and I did take the images from his site, so credit where credit is due. I guess.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 11:10 AM EST reply actions  

The asterisk negated the link or something. Fuck. It showed up just fine when I hit preview.

Here you go.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they really don’t get it. I almost feel bad for those fools. Almost. But still decidedly not.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel a little sorry for someone dumb enough to post something like this on Facebook. The Internet is forever. Mr. Neary’s just created a permanent public record of how stupid he is.

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 5, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Indeed he has

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is he now going to become BSH’s Chaim Weisswasser?

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Chaim Weisswasser! How could I forget about him?

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I hope someday a potential employer googles his name and finds that.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Samsies

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

“I’d like to move us right along to an Edward Neary. Now, we had a chance to google this young man, and boy, that’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.”

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 5, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I googled Edward Neary and apparently there is one down in Florida who is a registered sexual offender. I guess Edward Neary is just a bad name to have.

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 5, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i see spelling doesn’t run in the social circle.

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"Ville Leino may stink but he’s still way better than Matt Ellis."

by Ubiquitous on Jan 5, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Nor do shift keys or punctuation, for that matter.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t blame him for that though because its internet SOP.

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"Ville Leino may stink but he’s still way better than Matt Ellis."

by Ubiquitous on Jan 5, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I honestly cannot read this. I’m amazed he has a job at all—if that’s what he is meaning to say.

by J. Wil on Jan 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh good – I was afraid I had fallen that far behind on the ‘inter-web speak’ that I was the only one who couldn’t make heads or tails of that clusterfuck.

Maxime Talbot - in the Orange and Black ... better than chocolate and peanut butter!

by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t sleep I’m still laughing

This sounds to me like the little cocksmoker is nervous about meeting with police. I note that suddenly his diction has increased in readability (as has his punctuation) and frankly, I’m pretty sure irony to him is something he finds in his vitamin supplement … so either he really is sub-normal IQ or he’s sweating meeting with the cops a bit.

Maxime Talbot - in the Orange and Black ... better than chocolate and peanut butter!

by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking that too.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely OT – Zooey Deschanel files for divorce? Same week as Katy Perry does the same? Coincidence? Or have you mastered mind control?

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap she’s so friggin adorable.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Check out #14 also

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 5, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I checked out all 32, but that is also one of my favorites.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 6, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m a little surprised none of them have shown up here to try and troll us “for lolz”, since they seem to be into that sort of thing.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

Give them time. I bet they have better things to deal with right now (i.e. the PPD).

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 5, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s still probably a one-day waiting period.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 5, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

You gotta wait 24 hours before posting…could be coming tonight.

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by KreiderDesigns on Jan 5, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah, I forgot about that. Get the popcorn ready, Travis.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I forgot about that too. Normally I like the one day waiting period as a method of deterring trolls. But I kinda hope that these trolls won’t be deterred.

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 5, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Just remember: the answer to anything and everything is “Bob.”

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This. We should just bob the fuck out of them if they come here. They won’t know what the hell is going on.

Flyers Fans: We've survived Lock-outs, Lindros and Cooperalls. If you want to get rid of us, you'll have to split an atom or two.

by KreiderDesigns on Jan 5, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll have a handful of pictures ready. Bob-ing is always fun when I use pictures.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 5, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Bob-ing is Threads are always fun when I use pictures.

Made more broadly accurate for you.

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 5, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I just checked all those currently in the 24-hour waiting period and I didn’t see anything suspicious. Then again, I don’t really know what I’m looking for.

At worst, they got smarter in the last day and didn’t use their Facebook names.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jan 5, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

At least the waiting period was turned back on after it was last turned off. The time earlier that this had happened was the Bob-tantrum-troll because no one had turned the wait period back on.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 5, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Twas not I.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jan 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No blame here. I think it was just a general “nobody remembered it was off until the guy reappeared with a different account instantaneously” thing.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

Ian Laperriere (EE-an luh-PAIR-ee-YAIR), proper noun. Definition: Bad-assery on skates

by Chemistry66 on Jan 5, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point, if they do not use their Facebook names or something otherwise obvious “BSH sucks!” or something, it’s not something you really can look for.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

These don’t strike me as people who would use a fake name to preserve their anonymity. If they used a fake name, it would be something like Haywood Jablomi.

by Eric T. on Jan 5, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, exactly.

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by Geoff Detweiler on Jan 5, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Haywood Jablome

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

So, we haven’t seen a spate of posters named Mike Hunt, Amanda Hugankiss, or Master Bates?

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 5, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ivana Johnson?
Phil McCrevis?
Oliver Klozoff?
I.P. Freely?
Seymour Butz?

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i have a friend named Michael Hunt, im not kidding

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Jan 9, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

haha ESPN has the article now and credits BSH

by pf289 on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 PM EST reply actions  

That how I heard of all this

Kings fan here who just had to stop by and pay homage to the awesomeness that is B.S.H. Seeing as our teams are joined at the hip I’ve been cruising your site for a while now and am always impressed by the level of discourse and high hilarity to be found in the threads (the Bryz signing thread was all-time by the way). However this episode was amazing and, without sounding too chessy I hope, restored my faith in humanity and sports fans in a big way.

It only takes a couple of morons to ruin a fanbases’ good name (see beating of Stow, Bryan) so its great to see everything you guys did in response to this nonsense. Here to seeing you in the finals and if I’m ever in Philly the first round is on me!

by JZarris on Jan 5, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Shoutout to Travis on Puck Daddy:

Meanwhile, enough can’t be said about the efforts of Hughes and the Broad Street Hockey blog. The first inclination from some media was to post the video and lambaste Philadelphia fans for another black mark on their reputations. Hughes, a Flyers fan, instead wanted to bring these thugs to justice. It’s the content of their character, not the color of their hockey jersey, people …

I know guys like Wyshynski get a lot of crap from people like us, but he’s usually a pretty reasonable voice when stuff like this happens.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Jan 5, 2012 12:09 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, in regards to PD, I like Wysh most of the time. Some of the others, not so much.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 5, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I kinda grew cold on PD a while ago, but I really appreciate this.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I follow Wysh on Twitter and read some things he posts, but I don’t generally read PD itself.

Madly in love with Jaromir Jagr's brilliant smile and epic goal salute.

Matt Read for Calder!

Jeff Skinner, at 6 years old, is the youngest player in the NHL.

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by Chemistry66 on Jan 5, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I still haven’t gotten into twitter. I still read PD sometimes, but not as much as I used to.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow they managed to pull a quote from that jackass without having to write [sic]. That’s journalistic talent.

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by KreiderDesigns on Jan 5, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You’ve gone international, Travis!

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, Auricchio is a Purple Heart recipient.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

BSH is awesome. Fighting crime, discussing Toure.

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by JuliaM on Jan 5, 2012 12:21 PM EST reply actions  

Travis is going to be appearing on Marek vs. Wyshynski today. Show starts at 2:00 PM and he is the headlining “Special Guest Star.”

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

@BloggerJustinF @CrossingBroad @BroadStHockey I went to hs with the kid. He’s beyond stupid and I’m pretty sure he made it up to be “funny”

Being an idiot as a price, folks. This is going to be on the internet. Forever. And there is this strange thing called “Google.” Employers know how to use it.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions  

Being an idiot as a price, folks

As does bad grammar.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought you were just doing a british accent there.

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by MaximumTalbot on Jan 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a feeling he is not one to be concerned about his future employment status. I don’t know how old he is but I can’t imagine he went to college—he was probably lucky enough to just graduate high school. It is clear his thought process is not the most refined.

It’s more unfortunate than anything because I would prefer to see the real culprits get the brunt of our attention rather than this dope who isn’t worth anyone’s time.

by J. Wil on Jan 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

But he KNOWS Brown University

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

by PraiseMartyMoose on Jan 5, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a feeling he is not one to be concerned about his future employment status.

Yeah, he’ll just wind up selling nickel bags behind the gas station, which is probably what he was going to do anyway.

by ThinMountainAir on Jan 5, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and its probably not even good bud

"Its the letter D"

by Rory B. Bellows on Jan 5, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Might as well just hand them over.

by All ur Aces R Belong to Us on Jan 5, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

His “favorite athletes” are “Seriously I Will Punch You In The Fucking Face.”

You guys? I think Edward Neary might be telling the truth to the police. He only punches people in the fucking face. The guy we are looking for cheap shots people from behind. Poor Edward Neary is too honorable to commit such an act as this.

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by Justin F. on Jan 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Forgive the “mom” tendencies for acting up again, but collectively, I think we’re reaching the point where we’re piling on so much that’s overkill….

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by DragonGirl0583 on Jan 5, 2012 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

When I furst saw the picture of the article, I thought that you were insinuating that Hartnell beat them up

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 5, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

*first. Oh no, my grammar is turning into Edward Neary

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 5, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Neary'd

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

by PraiseMartyMoose on Jan 5, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, new BSH meme!

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a feeling we might have a lot of new BSH memes from this
Example:“(noun) an more (noun)”

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 5, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Neary’d an more Neary’d

by hebrew hammer on Jan 5, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna be disappointed

If j reed doesn’t come in with some kind of Nereid reference.

by Eric T. on Jan 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You pic was x-ed out on my end. So I took some liberties.



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by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Philadelphia, where the mermaids are nervous

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Jan 5, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If you wanna know where the term Rubenesque figure comes from

Peter Paul Rubens
Nereid and Triton, ca. 1636
Oil sketch on panel, 14.5 × 14 cm

by j reed on Jan 5, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, now I think I’m out for 7-10 days from a laughter-related groin pull.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 5, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it was just a spear.

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

by PraiseMartyMoose on Jan 5, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a knee concussion virus.

by hebrew hammer on Jan 5, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If any body hasn’t seen the video, here it is

Bryz has low self esteem
Awaiting the return of the G-stache

by Philly37 on Jan 5, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t care if he didn’t do it. I STILL cannot stop laughing at this.

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by PPP on Jan 5, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Nice Job

I was reading through the blogs here at BSH and joined it yesterday so I could comment about what a good thing your group is doing.

The caring about the incident and the responses read here show that this “idiot” is not the true representative of your fan base.

Hopefully Travis’s actions here and beneath the radar screen help catch the smuck(s) responsible for this incident.

and one more thing….How the hell did you guys lose that game…

The way this is going the Captain of the next Cup contending Islanders team is still in grade school......RESULTS DO MATTER..

by Ukiddinme on Jan 6, 2012 11:58 AM EST reply actions  

It starts with ‘L’ and ends with ‘undqvist’. He had a hell of a game. We also had some defensive breakdowns that led directly to Ranger goals. That’s my two cents, anyway.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 6, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

King H played a hell of a game, no doubt

I thought that when the penalty shot was called it was going to overtime…

The way this is going the Captain of the next Cup contending Islanders team is still in grade school......RESULTS DO MATTER..

by Ukiddinme on Jan 6, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

So did I but then they put Briere out for it. I knew he wouldn’t score. Sorry, Danny.

Lightning strikes once, Hextall strikes twice!
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by hintzy64 on Jan 6, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  


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