Who is still in?? Comment below if you still want to do this.
I just got a pair of actual roller hockey skates. Who wants to play? Yeah, it might be cold. Who cares?! Let's get a game together. Does Sunday, January 27th work for everyone? Post below if you can make it, we'll need two goalies since I don't really want to play goal this time. Trying to hit arbitrary word limit with this last paragraph. Why are you reading it? It's not necessary at all. If 15 people post "writer's block" to show they read this I'll do a new Slap Schtick. The lockout sucks balls. Seriously, I hate the NHL right now. But I hate myself more because I'll come crawling back as soon as there's more hockey.