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The Musical Stylings of a Flyers/Habs Recap

This was utterly impossible to pick -- every recap submitted for last night's Flyers win was impeccable. But in the end, this one was the most unique of the bunch, so we're giving it the victory in our mini-contest. That doesn't mean the others aren't worth your time, however. Check other entries from Justin F., mikefive, flyersfaninchicago and FlyerFan139. -Travis

The DJ enters the darkened room, in his box seats above the stage, dressed in orange and black. Slightly hidden by the shadows, he begins to play a tune.

"He throws his hands up in the air sometimes
singing "Hey-o, look, I’m Kim-mo!"
He likes to celebrate when he scores a goal
singing "Hey-o, look, I’m Kim-mo!"
Cause he did rock that play
He did show his might
With that first period goal,
It was dynamite!"

Before the next song was played, some guy in red with silly French words on his shirt bursts past the guard at the door into the room, tries to sing, and gets booed off the stage.

Smiling and waving to those watching him down below, the DJ gets back to his music with the next song.

"Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
From net to net, and never off the side
Our lead is gone, and the period is slowly dying
’Tis you, ’tis you must score and we must bide

But score one goal when eight minutes have passed over
And another when the period is almost through?
We’ll be here to watch you score your next hat trick.
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, we missed you so."

Glancing at the door, the DJ sees that the door guard is doing a pretty good job at keeping some other red-wearing French-looking guys out, whether or not he has all five of his assistants helping continuously. There were some close calls, but no one else got inside.

The next song was possibly slightly unexpected, but not too much of a surprise considering the events of the year.

"When he scores a goal, this is what they see
Everybody stops and they staring at Matt Read
He’s got passion in his pants and he ain't afraid to show it

He’s sexy and he knows it
That sexy goal did show it."

When the night was over, the DJ stepped out momentarily into the light with his signature smirk on his face. With one final wave of his hand to the crowd below, and the lights glaring slightly off his blond hair and glasses, the mastermind known as Christopher Pronger turned around and exited. Anyone there could swear they hear him singing as he went.

"Ole, ole, ole, ole, Habs lose…today!

BOO. YAH."

My COTN choice:

So when do we think Briere will score a goal with a goalie in the net?

>> EREX21, moments before Briere scores his first of two.

This item was written by a member of this community and is not necessarily endorsed by <em>Broad Street Hockey</em>.

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