The wait is finally over, boys and girls. The fire is being lit. Eurovision 2012 begins today.
At 9 pm Central European Time, which is 3 pm on the East coast of the US, 18 countries will perform their entries, competing for 10 spots in the grand final on Saturday.
You can watch the show live at the official Eurovision website here, but you'll need to make sure that you have the Octoshape plug-in. Other streams are presumably available from various national broadcasters if you want something with audio commentary besides what you'll be getting in this here live thread.
After the jump, a look at the running order, some light prognostication, and your comments. And some awesome, entrancing waving flag .gifs.
These 18 countries (plus automatic finalists Spain, Italy, and host Azerbaijan) will vote for each other to determine the top 10 acts that will advance to the final. Here is the order in which they will perform today. Historically, later spots in the running order correlate extremely strongly with success.
|Country||Artist - Song|
Rambo Amadeus - Euro Neuro
For the third time in three appearances (2008, 2009, 2012), Montenegro opens the contest. There are people who really like this sloppy hyperrhyming rap, but I'm not one of them. A weird first pitch, to say the least.
Greta Salóme & Jónsi - Never Forget
This epic, melodramatic duet that would normally be a lock to make the final, but it's is a rough draw for them to have to go second (historically the least successful spot in the running order). Iceland has made four straight finals.
Eleftheria Eleftheriou - Aphrodisiac
Greece is the perennial powerhouse in Eurovision in the last decade. EIGHT straight top ten finishes. This year should be no different.
Anmary - Beautiful Song
Good ol' Latvia sends a meta song that has a very catchy melody but probably not enough else. Latvia hasn't made the final (or come close) since they sent Wolves of the Sea in 2008, and this probably won't end the drought.
Rona Nishliu - Suus
Find earplugs. Screaming beyond any pretense of music. Absolutely unbearable stuff.
Mandinga - Zaleilah
Romania is slowly becoming something of a sporadic hit maker in European music (remember Dragostea Din Tei?) . This is in that formula and should skate through. Romania hasn't missed a final in the semifinal era (since 2003).
Sinplus - Unbreakable
Rock that's heavy on repetition and light on annunciation. Not historically a strong. combination for Eurovision.
Iris - Would You
Yawnfest ballad. But this is the sort of song that bores me to tears and can get through. There are people who vote for this (but not usually from as poorly a geopolitcally situated country as Belgium).
Pernilla - När Jag Blundar
Finland sends an entry in Swedish, which is a minority language there and known by many. An odd move I don't see paying off.
Izabo - Time
Happy circusy music in English and Hebrew. Going to be right near the cusp of the cutoff, one way or another.
|11. San Marino||
Valentina Monetta - The Social Network Song (Oh Oh - Uh - Oh Oh)
Autotuned drivel in the key of Zuckerberg. But with the right performance it could do okay, actually. San Marino has never made the final in two previous tries.
Ivi Adamou - La La Love
A rare hyped Cypriot entry. Complete fluff, will need to have some sort of hook in the performance to thrive.
Soluna Samay - Should've Known Better
Sort of like the Captain and Tennille's daughter grew up and wanted to be like Liz Phair. Denmark has two straight top five finishes to its name.
Buranovskiye Babushki - Party For Everybody
Adorable old ladies in ethnic village garb singing off-tune about how everybody should dance. A winning formula, almost certainly.
Compact Disco - Sound Of Our Hearts
Generic rock, safe, but in a nice part of the lineup. Will sound very competent after the Babushki.
Trackshittaz - Woki Mit Deim Popo
Two Austrians rapping in German about watching pole dancers and butts. "Don't put it on chairs--your bum has an opinion." Total wildcard in this semi.
Pasha Parfeny - Lăutar
Another zany entry from this bizarrely avant garde backwater. But it would be better served by following something more serious.
Jedward - Waterline
Twins exploding with energy jump around while singing an entirely forgettable song. Some of the best name recognition in the contest.
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My picks to make the final? Iceland, Greece, Romania, Israel, Cyprus, Denmark, Russia, Hungary, Moldova, and Ireland. Austria could sneak in as well, but I have a hard time seeing anyone else break through. All of this is, of course, completely dependent on everyone performing as expected live, which never happens.