We all know and love our glorious, thoughtful, naive, insightful, intelligent, sheltered, and curious friend M.
As the regulars know, M has learned of a treasure trove of culture known to the masses as "Urban Dictionary." M, in his constant thirst for power, was watching Game of Thrones and heard Lord Petyr Baelish (or "Littlefinger" if you wanna be a dick about it, Vansteel) say "Knowledge IS Power." As such, M has begun to peruse the massive archives of his beloved "Urban Dictionary" in order to better understand his contemporaries in the Broad Street Hockey Bryzgalo-verse. Suffice to say, it has opened his eyes to a side of the world of which he was previously unaware.
Unfortunately, he has yet to find a website capable of explaining just what the fuck Reaper is talking about, however that's not entirely his fault as Google doesn't translate whatever language Reaper is using when he types. It sounds like English if you try to pronounce it, but it looks like someone shredded the English dictionary then tried to glue it back together with a combination of Rubber Cement and white-out if you try to read it.
Much like our beloved and cherished mastheads have used their understanding of advanced stats in an attempt to help us gain a greater understanding of the game of hockey, in M's honor, I have created a fan post for us, his friends in the Bryzgalo-verse, to add new words that he might peruse and absorb in his thirst for knowledge on his new favorite website.
This one's for you, M.