#10 TJ Oshie
This American Hero makes the cut because you can't seem to do a Google image search without this goddess on his arm. Must be nice to rage your face every night and know you get to go home with this.
#9 Jay Rosehill
This great Leader parties so hard he can't even make the 4 minute walk to go from one strip club to another so he steals a car instead. It is this kind of quick thinking and efficiency that will make Jay a great coach one day.
Think the guy in your frat who no one actually liked all that much but you kept him around because he served a purpose. Purpose being to get obscenely blacked out and make you less cognizant of your budding alcohol addiction.
Ovie of years past would see himself higher on this list, but marriage derailed this enigmatic superstar a bit. Luckily Brovechkin's reputation is enough to put him here.
#6 Jeff Carter
This guy made the Jersey Shore his playground more than The Situation ever could. He dropped panties much like he dropped hatties in Sochi.
Much like his above Partner in Crime, Richie raged so hard over Center City Philly that he booked his first class ticket out of the city. While this author isn't quite sure what Richie has accomplished since his departure hockey-wise, one thing is certain; he is droppin' panties and ripping shots.
#4 Evander Kane
Like the two guys ahead of him and the next on the list, E Kane's love of the high life and the sauce may earn his way out of the Peg. Here's to hoping he takes his hockey(and partying) talents to Philly.
#3 Tyler Seguin
This kid has a bright future ahead of an history that many of us would be proud of. After leading his team to the Stanley Cup, he was cast aside for his off-ice ragitude. Not everyone can handle this much awesomeness in the locker room, it seems.
#2 Jarrett Stoll
Paulina Gretzky. Erin Andrews.
#1 Patrick Kane
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