*POOT POOT* a shot from Halifax, NS of Lecavalier doing some line-rushes.
Apparently this article has to be a certain length.. well, Lecavalier.. is a tugboat on the ice (sorry about this Theodore fans, I don't mean to cause any nightmares). Yeah sure he's had a great career and he's still strong as an Ox, but he's the slowest boat on the water.
P.S. his contract.. is the anchor. *ducks under thrown tomatoes*