Hockey fans, are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world, from the birthplace of America in Philadelphia, PA... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLEEEE! Enter: Steve MacIntyre from the bush leagues. MacIntyre, a 6-foot-5 250 pound goon, was called up from Rochester yesterday. His rap sheet is long: * He has accumulated more than 200 penalty minutes in a season seven times in his brief career, coming close in two others. * He has played in leagues like the: "Continental Elite Hockey League," the "Quebec Semi-Pro League," the "United Hockey League" and the "WHA 2." [...] Florida also called up scrappy Mike Duco, who has fought 15 times in his professional career according to