Tuesday Morning Fly By: Sets a World Record for grammar mistakes in a comments section.

*Since a world record for number of people watching paint dry doesn't actually exist (quelle suprise!), the 195 loyal Flyers fans who showed up to the Wells Fargo Center yesterday didn't really accomplish anything besides watching paint dry. You win again, offseason!

*Tune in tonight at 7PM Metropolitan time for another installment of BSH Radio. This time, Kurt and Travis will chat with Carolina Hurricanes blogger Corey Sznajder. Call in with your questions!

*Ian Laperriere finished the Ironman, is awesome in every conceivable way. (BSH)

*Meltzer on the risk/reward of drafting from the KHL. (Hockeybuzz)

*Marc-Andre Bourdon is ready to fight his way onto the Flyers roster. (BSH)

*On the necessity of expansion in a post-realignment NHL. Also, it would appear that the league has soured on the idea of a second franchise in the Greater Toronto Area.

*BSHer PierceC. continues to impress, this time with an examination of why all shot attempts are not created equal. (BSH)

*Michael Leighton has a KHL contract. Ilya Bryzgalov has no contract. Ouch. (BSH)

*The NHL will enact a freeze on trades and give the players a break during the Sochi Olympics. (SB Nation)

*Jagr's Reebok photoshoot ends in a hilarious manner, as is Jagr's way. (ProHockeyTalk)

*I would very much like to spend the afternoon with Bernie Parent on a boat. (Philly.com)

*And finally, a goal from a high schooler so deliciously greasy that it might just tide you over 'til preseason. Maybe. (Puck Daddy)