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They actually let foreign NHL Draft prospects order at Geno's Steaks

Joey Vento was a bigoted asshole and his meat tastes like dried cardboard. If you're in Philly for the NHL Draft, do not go to Geno's Steaks.

Wait, so you're telling me that Geno's Steaks lets non-American people place orders from their crappy, neon-covered hell hole on Passyunk Ave?

The top prospects in Friday's NHL Draft, to be held at the Wells Fargo Center, are traveling around Philly today. They hit LOVE Park before Geno's and will stop later at the Betsy Ross House and tonight's Phillies game.

Three of those things are fine and wonderfully represent of the City of Philadelphia. Geno's is an awful place with bad people and worse cheesesteaks. And they're like 10 bucks too. What a crock of shit.

Never mind that surely at least one of these guys has a thick French accent and otherwise would be accosted by the jerks behind the counter at Geno's. You know, if the cameras weren't around. As if the signs aren't insulting and intimidating enough to a foreign visitor.

Anyway, offer on the table guys:

If you want a cheesesteak, don't go to Geno's. Don't go to Pat's. Go literally anywhere else. John's Roast Pork is a good start.