*THIS IS SO BORING. Damn it. Recap.
*Goal Scorer Brayden Schenn cannot BELIEVE that the Flyers and the Blues suck this badly. Well believe it, baby. [Courier-Post]
*Remember that time Flyers fans fought actual Blues hockey players? What a time. [BSH]
*You’ll shocked to learn that Wayne Simmonds ranks highly on this list of players likely to be traded this season. [The Athletic]
*Jori Lehtera won’t have to go to Finland to go to court for... you know... the drugs and stuff. [Philly.com]
*If you’re not on Twitter, you may have missed the Flyers’ worst idea in a long, long time. Which is really saying something. [Yahoo Sports]
*Mike McKenna has been a Flyer for about ten minutes and already he is the only source of joy in our lives. [Philly.com]
*And finally... so we hear you like the Eagles... [BSH]