Michael Raffl netted a Big, Sexy goal to open the scoring in the first, and Philippe Myers, the 23-year-old Kid on Philly’s blueline, scored a Heartbreaker to cover the Flyers’ -1.5 line and ensure a victory in game four of this first round series in Toronto.
The power play continues to be Screw up their Job against Montreal, again logging an 0-for with the extra skater.
The orange and black’s man advantage has been Dead, Man, converting 1-of-25 opportunities in the postseason bubble, and a Stone Cold Stunning 0/16 record since opening the series scoring with a PPG in game one.
I’m done with this. I planned on doing more but if you picked up on it, I hope you enjoyed it. Listen to the postgame podcast. Then forward it to a friend and tell them to do the same. Text, email, whatever - Your Ass Better Call Somebody!
Either way, this is the first time the Flyers have been up 3-1 in a playoff series since they lost game 4 of the 2012 first round, so I’m gonna go celebrate with some cold ones. Ah shit, I mean “Steveweisers.”
You’re not reading anyway. Just listen, because this episode is Justin Credible.