*Remember how we said everyone is already at the cottage? Everyone is already at the cottage. Big news yesterday was the verdict in the Hockey Canada trial, which is now over. [NBC Sports Philly]
*Despite the outcome, the league has decided that these five remain ineligible to play in the National Hockey League. [Sportsnet]
*Hey you know what, when’s the last time you checked out the internet’s most definitive ranking of cheesesteaks in Philadelphia? This feels like a good time for this kind of levity. It’s Friday. [BSH]
*Also let’s talk about how most hockey players are not scummy humans, as evidenced by this very cool look at an offseason charity game in Connecticut that’s turned into a rather Big Deal for the pros who participate in it. [The Athletic]
*And finally, what’s summer for, everyone? That’s right, summer is for lists. So here’s a power ranking, in the form of offseason storylines for each of the 32 teams in the league. It’s a list, folks. A ranked list. What could be better? [ESPN]
