Your team has just scored a goal. Hooray! The next thing you are supposed to do is celebrate. Do you:
a. Throw your arms in the air in an expression of joy.
b. Yell something, like, “Woo!” or something like that. But like, a properly timed one. So you don’t piss off Jakub Voracek. Again.
c. Fist bump your teammate who scored.
d. Hug your teammate who scored.
e. Maybe try to choke the life out of your teammate???
If you answered E, you might be Pierre-Edouard Bellemare.
Some of my teammates need to learn to celebrate the right way.🙄 pic.twitter.com/0qzUOS6fCt
— Claude Giroux (@28CGiroux) December 17, 2016
Who has, of course, rightfully been called out by Claude Giroux. He… looks in distress in that picture. While Bellemare looks, um. Kind of evil? Menacing? Purposefully malicious?
Of course they’re celebrating; it’s just easy to misread snapshots, and that’s a hilariously timed photo. But. Maybe this is something to keep an eye on, just in case.
Somebody please make sure nobody kills Giroux. He is very important.
