NHL trade rumors: Are the Flyers looking to move Shayne Gostisbehere?

You dummy.

For the love of God, please tell me that you didn’t fall that thing that the stoner kid from junior year of high school posted on Facebook? Because all of these other clowns did:

It was from NHLTradeRumors.me, for eff’s sake. They can’t even afford a .com domain name, and you think they’re plugged into the front offices of the Philadelphia Flyers and Montreal Canadiens? How the hell does that page have 100k Facebook likes? How did any of those 100k people pass geometry in high school? Good lord.

Stop believing everything you see on Facebook. The Flyers aren’t trading Shayne Gostisbehere to the Canadiens. Or to the Eagles. Or to the Guatamalan national soccer team. I’m going to have an aneurysm.